“Have you heard of the River of Blood? Apparently bathing in it makes you lose all of your memories. Do you know where it is? Because this encounter wants me want to take a dip.”
“They say that beauty is in the eye of the Beholder. But I don’t think that even eleven eyes could find you attractive.”
“Help me out here. Looking at you, I can’t tell whether I should be casting Dominate Person or Dominate Monster.”
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