Some people just looove talking. Like your auntie Betsie who just created a FB account and floods it with posts on chemtrails, or that entitled anti-masker who believes wearing a face covering impinges on their rights. Or many other loud ones on social media who can’t miss a chance to spread some misinformation on drinking bleach to prevent COVID-19.
But the world is the place of karma, and if there’s yin, there’s always yang. That means that if you throw some nonsense out there into the world, it may come back and hit you like a boomerang.
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To show you how it works in practice, Bored Panda compiled a mesmerizing collection from the witty subreddit called “Murdered By Words.” It’s a prominent corner of the internet entirely devoted to put-downs, comebacks, and counter-arguments.
#1 I’m Gonna Take The Surgeon’s Side On This One
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#2 The Fact That He Never Removed The Post Surprises Me
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#3 Now Sit Your Ass Down, Stefan.
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Being in an argument, whether voluntarily or not, is one of the most emotionally draining situations you can get yourself into. It raises your blood pressure, and you may feel trapped by the opponent trying to prove their point no matter what.
It gets even more frustrating when the person you’re arguing with is proving a point that, in your eyes, doesn’t make any sense to begin with. Whether it’s anti-maskers, anti-vaxers, flat-earthers, or conspiracy theorists, anyone can have their own opinion, but as such, everyone can stand up for their own beliefs.
Luckily, there’re some tricks you should know to winning an argument. According to Susan Krauss Whitbourne, a professor emerita of Psychological and Brain Sciences at the University of Massachusetts, Amherst, you should start by knowing your facts.
“How many times have you made a claim about some piece of trivia only to realize, as soon as you’ve made that claim, that you’re completely wrong?” Such a situation doesn’t lead you anywhere and gives your opponent a straight shot to winning.
#4 Just Pulled The Lever To The Verbal Guillotine.
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#5 I Love Arnold’s Wholesome Murders
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#6 Disabled Parking Should Only Be Valid During Business Hours 9 To 5
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Seeing other person’s perspective may also help you in an argument. “You don’t have to agree with a foe in order to see his or her perspective,” says Susan.
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“However, if you want to win an argument, you do need to be able to see the world the way your opponent does. Stepping into the mental set of those you argue with allows you to figure out what’s influencing them.”
If you figure out what’s triggering the person you’re arguing with, you can direct your focus there and showing a little empathy never hurt anybody.
#7 Wise Advice!
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#8 Apparently, It’s Impossible For Women To Be Smart And Beautiful At The Same Time
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#9 That’s Just How It Is Though, Isn’t It?
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And the third thing is to remember that “Becoming defensive is one of the worst ways to win an argument.” Letting your opponent see that you’ve dug into your position with no other alternatives may lift the argument from bad to ugly. Moreover, if you let the other person realize that you’re open-minded, even if you’re pretending to be, the argument may resolve itself.
#10 The Ramsays Has The Best Insults
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#11 Murdered By Kindness.
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#12 Very Strange, Indeed
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#13 It’s Never Just About A Cake
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#14 That Backfired
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#15 On A Comment Thread About UPS And USPS Workers
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#16 Find A Different Career.
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#17 Shots Fired, Two Men Down
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#18 The Aunt Looks Like Such A Nice Person
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#19 Don’t Defend Corporations, They Will Not Return The Favor
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#20 Mmm Spicy
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#21 I Lol’d Hard
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#22 An Effortless Genocide
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#23 Murdered By Numbers?
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#24 Holy Hell! Call The Morgue
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#25 Why Do Old People Insist On Doing This?
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#26 A Better Headline
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#27 Yellow Tape Around Her Body It’s A Fucking Homicide
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#28 Good Old Meghan Mccain
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#29 This Guy Wants All The Cake.
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#30 Kill Theirs Or Educate Ours?
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#31 Homophobia Is Manmade
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#32 Millennials Are Destroying The Eating Industry
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#33 Video Games Cause Violence
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#34 This Is What This Type Of Parenting Leads To
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#35 Murdered With One Word Almost 3 Years Later
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#36 Murdered By Laws
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#37 Choosing Gets Murdered
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#38 Say It Like You Mean It
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#39 You Can Disagree With An Opinion, But The Math Never Lies
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#40 New Zealand
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#41 Murdered By The Word Of God.
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#42 Dan Wootton’s Worst Take
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#43 If He Were Here He’d Consume These Morons With Fireballs From His Eyes And Bolts Of Lightning From His Arse
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#44 Does It Make Sense For You Now?
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#45 Really Weird, Isn’t It?
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#46 Didn’t Think That Was Going Anywhere Until It Went All The Way
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#47 Is It True
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#48 Pretty Much Murdered Himself
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#49 This Chick Spews The Most Outrageous Stuff
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#50 So Apparently Tarentino Is As Savage In Real Life As He Is In Reel Life
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#51 That Generation Just Doesn’t Have Their Priorities Straight.
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#52 We The People
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#53 Hello 911? I’d Like To Report A Murder. The Weapon? Facts.
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#54 Choosing A Mutual Fund > Paypal
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#55 Boomer Murdered For Shitty Take (Resubmitted With Censoring)
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#56 Half Truths Are All Lies
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#57 That Moment When An Anti-Vaxx Mom Is Called Out On Facebook By Her Son’s Pediatric Nurse
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#58 Maybe Not The First, But Definitely The Most Famous
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#59 Trump Supporter Jokes About Taking Food From Bernie Supporters.
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#60 Yes, Do Tell Her
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#61 Trying To Relate To Their Viewers
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#62 Roll Tide!
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#63 And Then There’s Kanye…
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#64 Taken To School.
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#65 That’s Tough.
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#66 Whoops, Matt Walsh.
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#67 Percentages Are Just So Confusing
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#68 Cut The Shit Lady. You Chose The Bathroom.
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#69 He’s Gonna Need A 21 Gun Salute After That
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#70 Short And To The Point
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#71 Dealing With The Consequences Of Your Actions
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#72 Be Careful Who You Mess With
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#73 Ain’t No Right Way
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#74 Or Just Stop Being A Dick At All, Really
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#75 Well, When You Put It That Way…
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#76 Username Checks Out
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#77 Turned Into Pork Rinds.
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#78 What’s Scarier Than Measles? Antivaxxers.
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#79 Tear Gas Civilians, They Bring Gas Masks. Wow What A Coincidence.
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#80 The First Guy Was Sooo Close
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#81 I Know, I Know! It’s The Second One, Right?
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#82 Fuckin’ War Criminals, I Tell Ya
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#83 Guy Finds His Bil‘S Post Of Recently Getting Married And How He „flirts“ With Women
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#84 Yeah Science Sucks…
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#85 Yes, It’s To Refrain From Common Sense
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#86 They Also Have Poor Swordsman Skill
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#87 Props To Will And Jaden Smith
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#88 Your “Logic” Deserves A Slap In The Face
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#89 New To Reddit. Hope It Belongs
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#90 Classic Flat Earther
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#91 We Should Totally Trust The Billionaires To Tell Us How To Run The Economy
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#92 FBI? This Tweet Right Here
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#93 Freedom Seeds, Anger Pipes And Boo-Hoo Water
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#94 Shocked_pikachu_face.jpeg
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#95 Songwriter Murders Stepmom
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#96 She’d Like To Speak To The Manager
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#97 Boomer Gets Roasted On Twitter After Saying The Word “Boomer” Is The N Word Of Ageism.
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#98 Now *that* Is Bravery
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#99 Shocking…especially With Apple’s Record On Protecting The Rights Of Their Chinese Factory Workers…
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#100 Jim Mcgovern Is Brutal Af But Honest Words.
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#101 The Irony
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#102 Working Class Tales
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#103 Two Can Play That Game.
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