If you’ve been visiting Bored Panda, you know we really like funny signs. But if you’re new here (or need a friendly reminder), just check out our publications on ‘The Absurd Sign Project‘ or ‘Weird Signs.’

This time, however, let’s take a step even further and explore the absurd from a bit closer. For that, we turn to the subreddits ‘No Safety Smoking First‘ and ‘Don’t Open Dead Inside.’

These two online communities mirror each other really well, and are full of signs with questionable spelling, messed up kerning, and other mistakes that prohibit them from getting the point across. If there even is one!

#1 Mental Is Hocus. Health Not Pocus. ?

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#2 What

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#3 Le Tits Now

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#4 How The Hell Do You Open This Door?

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#5 Come Naked. Try. Our Chalupa

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#6 Can We Just Make This The Icon Already?

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#7 Just Do Nothing, It Is Impossible

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#8 Get Covid Here, Your Vaccine Ages 12 And Up

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#9 Winners Quitters Never Quit, Never Win

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#10 Heal Thy Burgers

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#11 They Know All Nasa Your Stupid Is A Hoax Astronots

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#12 Ask About Mud Me My Flaps

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#13 Getting Is An Drunk Never Excuse (Mind The Comedy Homicide)

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#14 My Boyfriend Sent Me This Picture And

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#15 Combat Loneliness

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#16 Unfortunately These Are Just Activists Against The Monopolization Of My Campus’ Food Distribution Services, Not A Polyamorous Sex Club 🙁

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#17 Jesus Is Christ Lord

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#18 Is It Now?

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#19 Does This Belong Here Or On R/Dontopendeadinside ?

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#20 Made South In Africa

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#21 Cheating Garage All Must Go!

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#22 Eliminating Women Empowering Racism

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#23 Hvad Alena Pptiny Yes

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#24 Who Thought This Would Be A Good Idea

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#25 Yeah, There’s Definitely No Turtle Inside. Feel Free To Discard

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#26 Dunno If This Has Been Posted Already. A Friend Sent Me This:

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#27 Sbren Sbeve

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#28 I Was Informed That This Is Better Suited For This Sub So Here Ya Go

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#29 Land Of The Not Land Of The Home Of The Not Home Of Free Stay At Home Brave The Afriad

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#30 Please Entrance, Keep Clear!

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#31 Nach

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#32 …what

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#33 We Don’t Care. Stop

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#34 What Melt About Waffle?

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#35 Got Straw? How About Heated Ones For Pets?

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#36 Never Do Your Best Quit

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#37 Always Forgotten, Remembered Never

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#38 This Physically Hurts Me

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#39 …a Month Lasts Forever

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#40 Be Be Be Kind Careful Yourself

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#41 Amber Of Will, You Are My You, The Love Life Marry Me?

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#42 “Stop Refreshing!”

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#43 Don’t Never Drink And Drive. Drive High!

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#44 Let’s Beat The Children All Covid For

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#45 They You What Will You

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#46 Mother Of God

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#47 Chinese Now

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#48 I Always You Can Make Smile

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#49 Pizza! Pizza!! P I Z Z A A A A

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#50 To Be Clever

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#51 ??

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#52 Please Don’t Drive, Block The Way

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#53 Your I Had To Mom Is So Spread This Fat Between 3 Books

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#54 Tiny And Hun, Very Gry

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#55 I Find Lack This Nation’s Of Humanity… Disturbing

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#56 Adult Life Located. Preservers Are Under Seats

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#57 Students Are Now 12% Off!

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#58 This Will Go Video Not Viral

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#59 Get Yer Shingles Here!!

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#60 Suddenly… Hairstylist

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#61 Dead Turn End No Around

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#62 Please Doors Keep Closed

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#63 I Was Told To Post This Here

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#64 Concwiz Reteard

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#65 If You Hard. Then You Hard. Work|play

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#66 Yes Are Thank, We Open You :•)

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#67 Feel Pain, Good Relief

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#68 Please The Beans

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#69 Do Use Not Private Property

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#70 United We Never Stand Forget

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#71 Keep Vehicle Sudden Back Makes Stops

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#72 You’re Egg To My The Nog

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#73 We Don’t To Fall Want You Through!

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#74 I’m Not To Be Ashamed White

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#75 Jyu Ofl

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#76 Make It Stop

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#77 I Spent Too Much Time Trying To Figure Out Who Steve Was

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#78 Found This From Years Ago. I Don’t Know If I Took The Photo Or If I Found It

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#79 Took Me A Minute

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#80 No Matter How You Rearrange This Something Is Just Not Right

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#81 I Thought I Was Having A Stroke While Trying To Read This

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#82 Put Some In Your South Mouth

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#83 Gorpy Egah

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#84 Lil Dies, Pump Of Overdose

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#85 No More Bag Per Than Salads Slide

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#86 “80% Of In Jail Mothers Their Women Are Missing Children.” Still Sad, When You Put It That Way

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#87 After Statistics It’s Just 2 Months Show The Flu!!!

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#88 Come To Wife And Me A My Home Meet My Kids And Then Call Bedbug To My Face

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#89 Bewo Werk Llwe ?♥️ll

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#90 I Mean Come On

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#91 Stand Hong With Kong

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#92 Taller Find Than Out

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#93 Not An Acronym — Just Poorly Placed Text

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#94 Now Alamo Open Fireworks (Found In San Antonio, Tx!)

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#95 I..uh..what ?

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#96 Best Bit Is Where?

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#97 Oven Good Baked Ness

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#98 Holy F Stick Human Hands Are Figures With Disturbing

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#99 Love Hate Football Racism

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#100 Starts Good Though

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#101 Don’t Save A Life! Be Afraid To Give Blood

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#102 Sasa Lele

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#103 Will Me Against Prosper Formed No

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#104 I Think I’ve Actually Figured This Out!! Read Comments!

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#105 Learn To Live To Learn… Or ??

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