Some people seem to be living in an altered reality with a different outlook on common sense and norms. Or, do I dare to say, with no common sense at all? And thanks to the internet, we are able to get in contact with all sorts of people, where no one is safe from confusing conversations and weird interactions.

This time on Bored Panda we will explore the text exchanges between people who sell or buy on the Facebook marketplace, a place where anyone can add items for sale, may it be your unworn dress or a couch that is being replaced. Anything goes. It is a great way to stay green and earn some extra cash.

Though nothing is as simple as it sounds. Your potential customer might end up calling you names – such as heartless, cold, and uncompromising due to not selling your item for half the price. So if it so happens that you will be selling items online, be prepared for anything.

#1 Baby’s First Choosing Beggar

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#2 Sometimes You Gotta Cut Them A Deal

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#3 This Is How I Deal With Dudes That Pretend To Want To Buy My Shoes To Try And Get Some Free Wank Bank Material. This Girl Wasn’t Born Yesterday. My Dog Is Happy To Help

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#4 Thelma, Master Negotiator

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#5 Trying To Give Away A Chair

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#6 I’m Reporting You For Not Selling It Below Asking Price With Free Delivery

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#7 I Love Selling Stuff On Facebook

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#8 Trying To Sell A Bass. The Guy Poorly Hits On Me Repeating, Then Offers Less Than A Fifth Of The Price

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#9 I’m Building Custom Pcs For People On Facebook Marketplace And I Get This Tool

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#10 Holy Stupidity

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#11 Lady Begs Me To Hold My $100 Futon For 2 Weeks, I Say Yes. She Says She Will Pay $5 For It Now And Give The Rest Later, I Say No. A Week Later She Wants A 50% Price Break

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#12 This Person Trying To Sell A Cracked Leather Sofa As “Animal Print”

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#13 Such A Tempting Offer

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#14 Selling Anything On Facebook

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#15 Marketplace Beggar Suffers From Selective Reading

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#16 Interesting Person I Met On Facebook Marketplace, Apparently You Need To Be Struggling In Life To Sell Things

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#17 Selling Stuff Online

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#18 He’s Gotta Be Trolling Me. But Then Again It’s Facebook Marketplace So I’m Conflicted

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#19 Yes, Gary. I Will Pay You $25 To Pick Up An Item I’m Giving You That You Want For Free

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#20 Wanting A Free TV Delivered

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#21 That Escalated Quickly. They Also Wanted Me To Drop The Price By Half

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#22 Facebook Marketplace Giving Us Gems Again

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#23 Is The Price Negotiable? No? Okay, How About I Just Pay Less Than You’re Asking Anyway? Final Offer

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#24 Guy Kept Saying He Was Willing To Give Me The Asking Price For My Xbox Then Would Suddenly Not Have The Money

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#25 This Person Selling Not-At-All Stolen Lingerie

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#26 Best Negotiator I’ve Ever Seen

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#27 Trying To Sell Things Online As A Woman In 2018

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#28 My Friend Tried Selling Candles At A Price Cheaper Than They Would Be At The Store, But Apparently, That’s Not Cheap Enough

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#29 My Friend Told Me He Was Selling Furniture On The Facebook Marketplace. He Sent Me This The Next Day

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#30 First Time Ever Listed Something On Facebook Marketplace, Truly An Amazing Bartering Strategy

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#31 The Joy Of The Facebook Market

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#32 Looking For A Better Deal Than $1 On Facebook Marketplace

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#33 Guy Offers Me Half My Asking Price Then Tries The “Sick Son” Sob Story When It Doesn’t Work. Plus A Little Bit Of Pawn Stars

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#34 The Facebook Marketplace Is Terrible

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#35 Not That Great, But The Best One I’ve Ever Gotten

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#36 I’m Selling A 100% Silk Wedding Dress For £75. She Offered £30 To Drop It Off

Turns out she meant £30 AND I drop it off in the next 6 hours because she’s getting married in 9 weeks and can’t afford the fuel.

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#37 I’m Just Trying To Sell A Desk On Facebook Marketplace

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#38 Was Selling Some Worn-Once Dr. Martens On Facebook Marketplace For $150, Took It Down To $80 Pick-Up. Day Of Pick Up, I Get This. Yeah Right, Lady

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#39 I Didn’t Know Having Kids Gives You A Discount

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#40 Facebook Marketplace Is Fun Sometimes

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#41 Picture From A Friend’s Facebook, Annoyed Because He’s Not Close Enough To Collect Her Free Item

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#42 “I’m A Single Mom. Let Me Buy This For 15% Of Your Asking Price!”

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#43 Interested… For Free Plus Delivery

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#44 I Was Giving Away A Fish Tank With Everything Needed. I Was Very Clear That It Was For Pick Up, Not Delivery. No, I Don’t Want A Picture Of Your Feet

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#45 Let Me Go Ahead And Steal This Gift Card, Try To Use It, And Then Sell It When It Doesn’t Work

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#46 Facebook Marketplace Is Something Else

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#47 Oh, Facebook Marketplace

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#48 Please Leave Me Alone – We Are Sleeping

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#49 I’ll Buy Your Table, But You Pay Me

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#50 Get Rid Of It By Paying Me

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#51 Beggar Is A Well Know Reseller In Our Area Known For Low-Balling, Threw A Tantrum When I Didn’t Allow Him To Make A Profit (Prices Are In Aud)

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#52 Free Wardrobe – I’m An “Idot” For Not Including Delivery

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#53 The Delivery Fee Is 20 Euro

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#54 When You Post On Facebook Marketplace, And Your First Two Patrons Are Scammers

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#55 Marketplace Scammers

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#56 Anyone Need A Fridge?

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#57 Good Old Facebook Marketplace

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#58 Giving Away A Free Chaise. Thought I Was Being Nice By Not Making Her Wait Until 4p, Since She Is Going To Be In My Area At 2:30

Instead, we get detailed demands of exactly when she’d like us to move this free furniture. Peep the forecast. Marketplace is wild.

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#59 I Was Trying To Sell My Apple Watch On The Marketplace And Got This

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#60 Facebook Marketplace Is A Magical Place

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#61 Facebook Marketplace Alpha

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#62 Marketplace Is Filled With Crazy People

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#63 How Not To Buy Audio Equipment On Marketplace

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#64 Today I Learned That You Can Report People On Marketplace For “Intentionally Low Offers”

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#65 Guy On Facebook Marketplace A Listed Poster As “Free”, Then Asks For $20 Dollars When I Ask If It’s Available. He Calls It “Click And Bait”

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#66 When You Have Already Heavily Discounted A 90% New Mattress And They Still Hit You With A Story For A Lower Price

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#67 All Because I Wouldn’t Accept A $10 Return On Facebook Marketplace

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#68 Never Thought I’d Encounter One Myself, Guess That’s What Happens When You Sell Stuff Online

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#69 Never Thought I’d See A Choosing Beggar On My Own Facebook Feed. The Time Has Come

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#70 Guy Got Mad When I Told Him Someone Else Was Willing To Pay The Asking Price

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#71 I Did Get My Asking Price ($75) From Someone Else

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#72 Bed Frame Was Listed For $60, But This Guy Offered Me $70 If I Would Let Him Be Next In Line

So I skipped a bunch of people willing to pay full price just for him to backtrack and try to lowball me.

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#73 Bought This Gym Equipment Last Year For £120, Had It Up For £100. Firstly Asks If I Can Half The Price, Then Asks If I Can Make A Three Hour Round Trip To Drop It To Them

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#74 What Do You Mean You Won’t Drive 20 Minutes Each Way, Knock $150 Off The Price And Not Want A Little Extra For Delivery?

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#75 Posted For $40 And They Want It For Free With Delivery

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#76 Total Stranger Selling TV On Marketplace For $364. TV Sells For $340 New At Walmart. He Said He Needed It Gone ASAP. I Lowballed At $250. He Replied I Guess Reasonably

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#77 Classic Facebook Marketplace

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#78 I Guess That Is A First

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#79 Facebook Marketplace Buyer Trying To Scam Me Won’t Nut Up

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#80 Selling Anything On Facebook Marketplace

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#81 Another Day, Another Facebook Marketplace Special

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#82 Facebook Marketplace Gem

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#83 This Regular Occurrence On Marketplace

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#84 When Buying Stuff From A Local Marketplace, Please Don’t Be This Guy

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#85 “Come On Bro I Know You Want To Sell It Dirt Cheap. Believe In Yourself, You Can Do It”

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#86 My Friend’s First Facebook Marketplace Experience

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#87 Wants TV At A Deep Discount Because Seller Won The TV In A Contest

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#88 Wife Posted Baby Stuff For Free On Facebook Local Market. After Forgetting To Pick Them Up, Choosing Beggar Wants Us To Remind Her To Remind Her Sister To Pick It Up

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#89 Selling A Queen Bed Frame On Facebook Marketplace For $10 And Get This Idiotic Question

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#90 I Hate Facebook Marketplace As Much As I Hate The Prospective Buyers

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#91 Karen On Facebook Marketplace (Top Is Cut Off But She’s Asking If She Can Get The Item Free)

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#92 Choosing Beggar Refuses To Pay Upfront For Her “Trajedeigh” Names

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#93 Dude Wants To Get Paid To Have Free Rocks Delivered To His House

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#94 Trying To Sell A Bed On Facebook. This Was The First Response

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#95 Listed My Authentic AirPods On Facebook Market

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#96 I’m Just Trying To Sell My PS4

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#97 Thought I’d Check Out Facebook This Morning And Saw Someone Wanting A Free Couch. Yes, In The Comments They Did Want It Delivered For Free Too

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#98 Person Tries To Haggle Me Down From $10 For An (Already Sold) Blender On Facebook Marketplace

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#99 Trying To Sell A Mattress On Facebook Marketplace

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#100 Ended Up Selling It For My Asking Price

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#101 I’ve Since Changed My Policy And Upped My Price. Also Reluctant To Take Commissions These Days

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#102 The Prices Are Controlled By The Chinese You Know

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#103 Needy Facebook Marketplace Customer Thinks I’m An Unhappy Person? Hmm

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#104 After Asking For $30 Off My Xbox, Delivery 40 Miles Away, Now He Wants It Dropped Off For Payment Someday In The Future

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#105 Buying Cheap Bluetooth Headphones And Trying To Sell Them As AirPods

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#106 This Facebook Marketplace Buyer I’ve Been Extremely Patient With

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