It’s only fair that all parents want what’s best for their kids. Especially when a child is still new to this world and you need someone to help to navigate them in this big and complex environment. That’s when a nanny comes in – someone you can fully entrust your child to without worrying about it.

And while we all know that finding a good nanny is a mission in its own right, some parents seem to take a more delusional approach to it. From requirements through the roof to offering “free hands-on parenting experience” and charging a live-in nanny, these are among the countless nanny job ads we just couldn’t make up.

Below awaits the selection of the weirdest and craziest screenshots of nanny jobs that make you wonder what these parents were thinking.

#1 Delusional Babysitter Requirements

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#2 Any Master Graduates Looking For A Babysitting Job For 18$ A Day?

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#3 Anyone Who Has Worked In Childcare Knows She Hit Babysitter Bingo

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#4 Childcare Is So Easy, It Should Be Cheap Right?

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#5 Nanny For Free

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#6 Babysitter Wanted, Must Be In Collage

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#7 What Do You Mean You Can’t Afford It

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#8 75 Cents An Hour For Babysitting

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#9 Need A Babysitter/Slave

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#10 What’s The Going Rate For Full-Time Childcare For A Kid With Special Needs?

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#11 Pay Me To Be My Live-In Nanny

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#12 2.73 Per Hour Is A Normal Rate For Childcare, Apparently

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#13 Woman Wants $2-3/Hour Childcare

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#14 She Wants Childcare/Housekeeper For $1.70/Hour. The Sad Part Is People Are Actually Offering To Do It At Her Price

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#15 Single Mom Would Like To Pay Less Than 2$ An Hour For Childcare

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#16 The Minimum Wage Is Almost $15/Hour In My Country, Yikes

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#17 I Just Love The Way They Think

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#18 $100 For A 60-Hour Per Week Plus Vegan Food Costs Sounds Like A Deal

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#19 Woman Is Always Begging In Our Neighborhood Page But Wants Childcare On A Premium Day And Thinks It’ll Be Cheap

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#20 Fifty Cents An Hour For Quality In-Home Childcare

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#21 Wanna Earn Less Than Minimum Wage With Triple The Responsibility?

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#22 Job Ad For Premier Pool Service. Am I Being Dramatic Or Getting Paid $10 An Hour To Do All This Is Just Insane?

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#23 Babysitter Needed

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#24 Oh, You Just Need An Experienced Babysitter With A Very Specialized Skill Set Willing To Work For $20/Day. Comin’ Right Up

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#25 In Search Of Full-Time Nanny For 4 Kids/Personal Assistant/Maid/Teacher For $15-17/Hour, Must Have An Associates Degree

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#26 Pay Me To Live In My Master Bedroom And Babysit My Kids

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#27 Nanny For 1-2k A Year? Awesome

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#28 Be A Very Specific Age, Have A Bachelor’s Degree, Be A Nanny, Housekeeper, Teacher And Personal Shopper… And More, All For $13/Hour

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#29 10-25 Hours Per Week, But Always On Call. College Degree Required. $12/Hour

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#30 I Wonder Why Her Babysitter Stopped Texting Her For Less Than $2 An Hour

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#31 Wanted: Live-In Slave

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#32 Please Pay Rent To Nanny My Kid, Never Have A Life Of Your Own And Share A Room With Said Kid

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#33 $2.50/Hour For Being A Nanny But You Get Two Free Meals

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#34 Please Perform Slave Labor For Our Self-Reliant Child Who Still Needs A Nanny McPhee

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#35 Needs A Babysitter

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#36 What A Sweet Deal! You Get To Pay Someone 600 Dollars/Month To Work Full-Time! Rent Is High In San Diego So Might As Well Prey On The Desperate

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#37 Nanny Job So Good You Should Pay Them To Do It

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#38 In 2013, I Interviewed With An (Unbeknownst To Me At The Time) Scientologist Family To Be Their Nanny. They Gave This List Of Responsibilities

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#39 Free Babysitter Needed

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#40 Babysitter Needed: 3 Kids, $2.50/Hour

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#41 Pay You $450 For The Fantastic Opportunity To Babysit Your Kid?

You’ll pay for the room. The parent will cover all other expenses.

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#42 Be ‘On Call’ To Babysit Two Toddlers For $2.50/Hour? Yikes

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#43 A “Reasonable” Babysitter Willing To Work For Less Than $4 /Hour

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#44 $3.40 An Hour To Babysit 3 Kids. $600 A Month. Don’t Waste Her Time

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#45 Comments Clarified This Would Be 5.5 Hours A Day

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#46 Wanted: Live-In Nanny, But You Pay Us

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#47 Nanny For Infant And Toddler For The Queenly Sum Of $150 Per Week

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#48 Yes, Let Me Nanny Your 4 Children For 2 Dollars An Hour And Also Cook You Dinner

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#49 How About No Tammy, Mmkay?

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#50 24/7 Nanny That’s A Nutritionist. $5k To Play Mom Because I Dont Want To Be One

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#51 I Posted On A Nanny Page Looking For A Job. This Woman Messaged Me Saying She Needs A Reliable, Well-Trained Sitter, With Their Own Vehicle. For 4.50-5$ An Hour

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#52 Seeking Private Nanny To Work About 60 Hours A Week For About A Dollar An Hour

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#53 Anyone Looking To Be A Full-Time Nanny To 3 Kids Under 4, A Full-Time Cook, And A Full-Time Maid For Free Housing And Little To No Actual Money?

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#54 $50 For A Babysitter, House Cleaner, And Personal Chef? What A Deal

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#55 Lady Wants Babysitter To Watch Her 3 Kids Including A 1-Month-Old For $160 A Week From 7AM-6PM Monday-Friday. Oh And They Need To Be Picked Up And Dropped Off As Well

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#56 Less Than $2 Per Hour Babysitting, From The Same Woman Who Bragged She Just Bought A Lexus

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#57 I Made More Babysitting As A Teen In The 80s

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#58 Horrendous Local Post. Childcare Is Skilled Work, Too. Taking On The Liability And Stress Of Infant Care Should Not Be Compensated In “Pocket Money”

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#59 45 Hours A Week, One Person Watching 5 Kids… For $14-17/Hour

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#60 Who Wants To Be A Nanny, Just A Free Room, No Board

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#61 I’m Sorry, You Want Someone To Raise Your 6 Kids For You? For Minimum Wage None The Less. Hard Pass Bennor Family

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#62 Be My Live-In Nanny. No Pay. Room Only

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#63 Mom Complains About Going Through Nannies Despite Offering $10 For 9-Hour Work

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#64 As A Nanny I Find A Lot Of These

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#65 Choosing Beggar Looking For A Full-Time Nanny To Work On $3/Hour (And Not Even Remotely Close To Where She Lives)

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#66 Nanny Wanted, But Don’t Expect To Be Paid

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#67 These Ridiculous Requirements For A Nanny

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#68 “Nanny” Job That Is Literally Just Being A Mother To 4 Kids For Minimum Wage

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#69 The Audacity Of This Woman

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#70 $5/Hour To Tutor, Babysit, And Nanny Their Child

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#71 Looking For A Live-In Nanny For My Foster Child But You Need To Pay Me $1,100 A Month To Live In My Garage

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#72 Experienced Nanny Needed For Special Needs 15-Year-Old Boy For 10$/Hour

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#73 Free Babysitter Also Maybe Wife?

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#74 $20/Hour Doesn’t Get You A Nanny, Tutor, Cook, And House Cleaner

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#75 She Blocked Me For Pointing Out $4 An Hour Is Not Enough For A Full-Time Babysitter

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#76 From My Town’s Facebook Page. She Wants A Babysitter For Two Infants To Come To Her Home And Clean For Less Than Minimum Wage?

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#77 $10 A Day To Babysit? How Is This The Normal Rate?

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#78 $3/Hour To Babysit Your 5-Year-Old? Yeah, No Thanks

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#79 Nearly 12-Hour Days And 2 Autistic Children For $300 A Week. What A Sweet Gig

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#80 $2.50 An Hour, 50 Hours A Week. Reshared It Asking For Someone “Reliable And Trustworthy Only”. How Can You Expect Reliable And Trustworthy At That Price?

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#81 Be My Nanny, Maid, Dog-Walker, Cat-Carer, Personal Assistant, Researcher, Professional Writer, Property Manager And Also Commit To Me For Three Years

Pay will be low, until maybe it’s not.

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#82 24/7 Nanny But Don’t Expect Much Pay Because Of My Divorce

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#83 $3/Hour Babysitter Wanted

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#84 I Also Request Prior Military Experience When Hiring A Sitter

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#85 You Pay Them $300 To Nanny

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#86 Posting For A Personal Assistant And… Babysitter?

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#87 Live-In Nanny! No Pay

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#88 Full-Time Nanny For Part-Time Payment

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#89 Nannying For $5.00/Hour? Sure

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#90 Less Than Minimum Wage To Nanny 3 Kids?

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#91 If She Picks Her Daughter Up By 6 AM, She Wants To Pay The Babysitter Approximately $1.80/Hour – For The Opposite Of Normal Working Hours

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#92 A Local Facebook Group Mom Wants To Pay $100 A Week For Babysitting Overnight And Getting A Child To School

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#93 $2/Hour For A Full-Time. 58 Hours/Week Babysitting Job. Sweet Deal

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#94 Just Looking For A Homeless Person To Pay Me For Access To My Kids

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#95 “A Weekly One-On-One”

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#96 Why Yes, I Would Love To Work Almost 50 Hours As A Teacher, Nanny, Chef, And Maid For Your Generous Offer Of “Up To” $400 Per Week

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#97 And Another One, More Nanny Postings

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#98 I Find Making My Babysitters Pay For Their Own Plane Ticket Gets Me The Highest Quality Childcare (Blue Is Kid’s Name)

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#99 Be A Nanny For My Kids And Clean My House For Only $120 A Week

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#100 Need A Nanny. 50 Bucks A Week, Food And A Room. 1 Year Commitment

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#101 Mom Needs A Babysitter

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#102 Babysitter Requirements For 2 Children: College Grad, CPR Certified, Owns Car, 12+ Hours, Starts 4:30AM. $12/Hour

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#103 Seeking A Babysitter To Work Less Than $5 An Hour

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#104 Desperately Needs A Babysitter, But Doesn’t Want To Pay Much

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#105 Lady Wants To Pay $4 An Hour For Babysitting

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#106 Wants A Nanny For $4/Hour?

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#107 $400 A Month For A Full-Time Nanny Job. It Comes To $2/Hour. Her Post Has 11 Applicants. “Must Have A Passion For Childcare”

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#108 This Lady Wants Someone To Babysit Her Kids This Summer, In Return For Practically Slave Labor

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#109 Looking For A Clearance Nanny. No Negative Comments

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#110 I Want A Full-Time Nanny To Watch My Toddler And Infant For Sub-Minimum Wage. Don’t Suggest Daycare

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#111 $250 A Week For 69 Hours Of Babysitting, And She Is Playing The Single Mom Sympathy Card

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#112 Babysit My Son For Less Than $2 An Hour

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#113 Babysit My Kid Full-Time And I’ll Pay You $30 A Day. $3 An Hour, Such A Steal

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#114 Host/Babysitter?

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