Online dating is like navigating a minefield without a metal detector. Sure, it’s possible to beat it. But the chances of you making it to the other side in one piece are slim.

To illustrate just how chaotic this journey can be, we at Bored Panda decided to take a deep dive into the subreddit r/Bumble.

As you probably can guess, its members share content that comes from the app of the same name. Good and bad. Some hit it off with a complete stranger in just a few messages while others click ‘Unmatch’ even faster.

Continue scrolling to check out some of the most surprising posts we found on the subreddit!

#1 Bumble Community, I Need Your Help!

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#2 This Is The Nicest Thing Anyone’s Ever Said To Me

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#3 He Unmatched

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#4 I Don’t Think I’m Being Unreasonable Here, What Do You Guys Think?

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#5 How Have You Made It This Far?

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#6 Tried Using A Fun Conversation Starter

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#7 Fastest Relationship To Date

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#8 This Belongs Here Too

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#9 Ironic

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#10 Thoughtful Exit, Can’t Even Be Mad

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#11 Guess I’m Not Spontaneous Enough Lol

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#12 Smooth

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#13 Google? No, Bing

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#14 He Then Proceeded To Unmatch Me. I’m Not Meant For The Streets

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#15 I Have Never Used A Dating App Nor Have I Ever Dated Anyone. Am I Doing This Right

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#16 No Reply Was Received

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#17 Hey

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#18 May You Have Much Fortune In The Future

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#19 It Is Nice When They Come Straight Out And Tell Out And Tell You They Are Crazy In The Opening Message

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#20 Think I Scared Her Off?

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#21 2020 Date Ideas Are Getting Out Of Hand

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#22 Funniest Thing I Read Today

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#23 “Too Much?”

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#24 She Still Hasn’t Responded

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#25 So The “Say Hello!” Button Is Not Reliable Guys. Needless To Say, He Didn’t Reply

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#26 It Did Make Me Laugh. So Shout Out To Kena

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#27 You Guys Are Getting Messages!?

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#28 I Should Have Stuck With “Hey”

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#29 From Personal Experience

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#30 Netflix And Chill Is So Last Season. Taking It To A Whole ‘Nother Level

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#31 How Do Women Miss They’re Supposed To Start The Conversation?!?

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#32 I Have No Words

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#33 He Knows What He Wants

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#34 Told My Friend To Try Bumble For The First Time And She Sends Me This Later

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#35 The Best Irony Is That He Is Thirty

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#36 I Think She’s A Keeper

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#37 I Think I’ve Peaked

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#38 Bumble Has Got To Chill On The Savagery

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#39 Drinking Is Really Important To Some People

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#40 That Check Out

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#41 I Used To Ghost People, But Now I’m Taking The Much Better Approach When I’m Not Interested In Someone

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#42 Man Of Your Dreams

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#43 He Moved Quickly

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#44 Hey, I’m Looking For Syndey

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#45 Two Days Back On Bumble And I’ve Deleted This S**t Already

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#46 Melted My Heart

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#47 That’s What She Said

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#48 May Have Saved A Life Today

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#49 Well All I Can Say Is I Tried My Best

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#50 Got Unmatched

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#51 Why???

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#52 I Was Immediately Unmatched. Shame, She Seemed Fun

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#53 I Wish I Was This Good At Conversations

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#54 The Perfect Person Doesn’t Exi–

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#55 Whoops

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#56 I’m Sure That’s What He Meant

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#57 Welp

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#58 Gee. Thanks For Rubbing It In

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#59 I’m Just Being Honest

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#60 This Happened Yesterday And Got Me Thinking: Do You Guys Not Usually Get Compliments?

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#61 Had A Good Date And Got This Lovely Message From Him After – Two Months Later He Still Sends Messages Like This After Dates

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#62 That’s How Ya Do It Folks

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#63 I’m 5’4″ Dude And I Put That In My Profile. Short Dudes You Still Got A Chance

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#64 Didn’t Expect This Response

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#65 Not Sure I’m Going To Get A Response, To Be Honest

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#66 Maybe This One Was A Little Too Much

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#67 Dodged A Bullet. Phew!

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#68 What It Says vs. What It Means

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#69 Hard To Please

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#70 Most Definitely

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#71 Red Flags Out On Display

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#72 Cash App

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#73 Saw This While Scrolling And It Gave Me A Bit Of An Existential Crisis

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#74 Out Here Teaching Women How To Use Bumble

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#75 This Isn’t Even A Roast She Straight Up Assaulted Me

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#76 Day 1 With Bumble Isn’t Going Very Well

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#77 Chatting On Dating Apps Be Like

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#78 He Unmatched Me But It Was Worth It

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#79 The Most Wholesome Bio

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#80 Found This Gem And Had To Share It

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#81 His Bio Said, “Ask Me Why I Swiped Right On You And I’ll Tell You A Secret”

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#82 I’m Trying Guys, I’m Trying

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#83 The Stakes Were High

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#84 Gave Me A Chuckle

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#85 Think I Sealed My Own Fate Here

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#86 I’m Gonna Say He’s Had A Rough Time On Here

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#87 Hope For The Best, Plan For The Worst

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#88 I Have To Watch My Vocabulary Now?!

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#89 Schrodinger’s Bio These Days

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#90 I Appreciate These Much More Than Some Women May Think

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#91 Cream Pies

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#92 A Legend Was Born

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#93 She’s Right, But Did She Have To Call Me Out Like This?

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#94 Possibly The Greatest Compliment I’ve Ever Received

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#95 Time To Mix Things Up

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#96 I’m 24m, I’m Getting Too Old For This. I Guess I Dodged A Bullet With Her Though

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#97 After Too Many One Word Replies

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#98 Women Are Such Hypocrites

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#99 I Can’t Do This Anymore

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#100 I Definitely Wasn’t Expecting That

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#101 Bumble And Religion A Thing?

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#102 Fruit Snacks?

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#103 I’m Back In Business, Boys

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#104 How Long Before He Unmatches

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#105 Interesting Ice Breaker

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#106 A Hershey’s Chocolate Bar

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#107 Now What

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#108 6’3?

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#109 Oh My

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#110 Ma’am, This Is Bumble

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#111 Orange You Glad You Didn’t Reply!

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#112 Oh I See

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#113 She Seems Nice. Also Wants You To Message First

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#114 Lol Tea

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#115 My Best Work!

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#116 She Sent Me A Survey So I Wouldn’t “Waste [her] Time”

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#117 400 Iq Play

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#118 How To Get Unmatched In 2 Seconds — A Message I Received Before I Met My Current BF

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#119 It Really Do Be Like That Sometimes

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