They say Scotland is a land of immeasurable beauty, inspiring history, and immense wit. To get a glimpse of the first two, you can watch Braveheart. But to experience the third, you can simply go on Twitter—some people even say Scottish Twitter is arguably the nation’s finest export. I know, you think it’s scotch, but scroll through this list and then we’ll talk.
The subreddit r/ScottishPeopleTwitter has been making headlines online since its creation in 2015. It started by collecting tweets like “maw bought aldi shower gel that smells like fairy liquid so I’ve been cutting about all day smelling like a f**ing plate” and “Can live wi paying 5p for one but am sick of having to f**in light the beacons of Gondor to summon someone anytime I want a bag in Asda” and quickly grew into a 700K-member community, enjoying a good laugh when they see one.
Listen beautiful relax classics on our Youtube channel.
#1 We All Need A Little Confidence Boost
Image credits: reddit.com
#2 Mask Up, Ya Bams
Image credits: reddit.com
#3 Clever Cat
Image credits: reddit.com
#4 What Windows?
Image credits: reddit.com
#5 Our Currency Is The Best!
Image credits: reddit.com
#6 Xmas Miracle
Image credits: reddit.com
#7 We Love Arbroath
Image credits: reddit.com
#8 What Freedom Is Aw Aboot
Image credits: reddit.com
#9 On The Bus
Image credits: reddit.com
Listen beautiful relax classics on our Youtube channel.
#10 Our Government
Image credits: reddit.com
#11 Wholesome
Image credits: reddit.com
#12 Well That’s Us Screwed
Image credits: reddit.com
#13 Ye Goin For A S***e Hen?
Image credits: reddit.com
#14 He’s Been Well Done There
Image credits: reddit.com
#15 Quick Take On The Scottish Play
Image credits: reddit.com
#16 And One For Yourself Bartender
Image credits: reddit.com
#17 Vegan Scottish Cuisine
Image credits: reddit.com
#18 Very Fair Point
Image credits: reddit.com
#19 Maccies
Image credits: reddit.com
#20 Mad Stoater
Image credits: reddit.com
#21 Yer Da Does The Washing
Image credits: reddit.com
#22 Pizza Time
Image credits: reddit.com
#23 Genitals!
Image credits: reddit.com
#24 Da-Da-Da-Da!
Image credits: reddit.com
#25 Platinum Next X
Image credits: reddit.com
#26 Frankie Doesn’t Care
Image credits: reddit.com
#27 Fair Enough
Image credits: reddit.com
#28 Life, Eh, Finds A Way
Image credits: reddit.com
#29 Scottish Clothes Shops
Image credits: reddit.com
#30 Eloquently Put
Image credits: reddit.com
#31 Stating The Obvious
Image credits: reddit.com
#32 Fs John, Too Soon
Image credits: reddit.com
#33 Just To Be Safe…
Image credits: reddit.com
#34 It’s That Easy
Image credits: reddit.com
#35 Shavin A Tattie
Image credits: reddit.com
#36 Absolute Fact
Image credits: reddit.com
#37 A Record To Be Proud Of
Image credits: reddit.com
#38 True Happiness
Image credits: reddit.com
#39 Coronavirus Arrives In Scotland
Image credits: reddit.com
#40 Goths Are A Dying Breed
Image credits: reddit.com
#41 Wean’s First Tooth
Image credits: reddit.com
#42 He’s Gonna Go Far
Image credits: reddit.com
#43 Something Not Right About That Soap
Image credits: reddit.com
#44 A Junkie’s Wisdom
Image credits: reddit.com
#45 Yer No Meant To Eat The Parts Separately
Image credits: reddit.com
#46 Another Breed Of Spastic
Image credits: reddit.com
#47 Dilf Hunter
Image credits: reddit.com
#48 A Massive Lad
Image credits: imgur.com
#49 ✌️✌?✌?✌?✌?✌?
Image credits: reddit.com
#50 Big Note
Image credits: reddit.com
#51 Half Pizza Crunch Supper
Image credits: reddit.com
#52 Screw The Tories
Image credits: reddit.com
#53 Cheers Gran
Image credits: reddit.com
#54 Where Are You From?
Image credits: reddit.com
#55 Absolutely Out Of It
Image credits: reddit.com
#56 Dont Want To Piss Off The Scottish
Image credits: reddit.com
#57 Didnae Get Far Did Ye
Image credits: reddit.com
#58 Hunner Percent
Image credits: reddit.com
#59 10/10
Image credits: reddit.com
#60 Too Right
Image credits: reddit.com
#61 I Think Frankie’s Onto Something
Image credits: reddit.com
#62 Absolute Unit
Image credits: reddit.com
#63 Who The F*** You Talkin Tae
Image credits: reddit.com
#64 It’s Tradition
Image credits: reddit.com
#65 The Force Is Strong In This Wan
Image credits: reddit.com
#66 Double Scottish
Image credits: reddit.com
#67 All Those Hypotheticals
Image credits: reddit.com
#68 Outstanding Patter
Image credits: reddit.com
#69 Good Tae Know
Image credits: reddit.com
#70 Aye, Ye Pair Ay Bampots
Image credits: reddit.com
#71 Exam Advice
Image credits: reddit.com
#72 Gotta Love Scottish Patter
Image credits: reddit.com
#73 Birds Could Prolly Swim In Lava And Be Fine
Image credits: reddit.com
#74 These Flowers Are A Mystery
Image credits: imgur.com
#75 We Used To Be Accountants Really
Image credits: reddit.com
#76 Hotland
Image credits: reddit.com
#77 Too *old* Tae Vote, That’s Yer Problem
Image credits: reddit.com
#78 Aye
Image credits: reddit.com
#79 Absolute Genius
Image credits: reddit.com
#80 Clean Up On Aisle 4
Image credits: reddit.com
#81 Good Luck At School Today
Image credits: reddit.com
#82 Manbat
Image credits: reddit.com
#83 Two Faced C**ts
Image credits: reddit.com
#84 Who’s The Lucky Girl?
Image credits: reddit.com
#85 Worky Dug
Image credits: reddit.com
#86 Suns Oot Mirrors Oot
Image credits: reddit.com
#87 Scottish Panda
Image credits: reddit.com
#88 Proud As Punch
Image credits: reddit.com
#89 Sex Is Sacred
Image credits: reddit.com
#90 Ye Ma Takes Length
Image credits: reddit.com
#91 At Least They Voted!
Image credits: reddit.com
#92 Can’t Beat A Fathers Jokes
Image credits: reddit.com
#93 Lightning Lizzie
Image credits: reddit.com
#94 8 Year Olds…
Image credits: reddit.com
#95 Aye Just A Wee Side Note
Image credits: reddit.com
#96 Would Be An Absolutely Class Idea To Be Fair
Image credits: reddit.com
#97 Scottish Schools Are Where Girls Get Pregnant And Where Boys Go To Sell Drugs (I Should Know I Went To Armadale Academy)
Image credits: reddit.com
#98 Ye Nugget
Image credits: reddit.com
#99 Nevermind X
Image credits: reddit.com
#100 Good Thinking Wee Man
Image credits: reddit.com
#101 In Case Someone Forgot This Masterpiece
Image credits: reddit.com
#102 Absolute Roaster
Image credits: reddit.com
#103 You Still There?
Image credits: reddit.com
#104 Brick That Thing
Image credits: reddit.com
#105 I Remember My First Bus Journey
Image credits: reddit.com
#106 Uncle Dug
Image credits: reddit.com
#107 Glasgoths
Image credits: reddit.com
#108 Pretending Aye?
Image credits: reddit.com
#109 Wouldn’t Expect Any Less From A Soulless Ginger
Image credits: reddit.com
#110 Best. Dad. Ever
Image credits: reddit.com
#111 Merry Christmas Everyone
Image credits: reddit.com
#112 Dexter The Dug
Image credits: reddit.com
#113 Being A Dad Has Its Perks
Image credits: reddit.com
#114 ‘Hink That’s Fair Enough
Image credits: reddit.com
#115 Solid Plan
Image credits: reddit.com
#116 My Wee Angle
Image credits: reddit.com
#117 Local Bouncer / Door Steward In Ma Town Making The Best Of A Bad Situation By Providing The Giggles
Image credits: reddit.com
#118 Papa Can You Hear Me?
Image credits: reddit.com
#119 Smirnoff Ice
Image credits: reddit.com
#120 Too Wee, Too Poor, Too Stupid
Image credits: reddit.com
#121 Life Must Be Good Being A Dug
Image credits: reddit.com
#122 It Honestly Is Ridiculous How Long They Left
Image credits: reddit.com
#123 Sounds More Like The 30!
Image credits: reddit.com
#124 Meanwhile In Edinburgh…
Image credits: reddit.com
#125 You’ll Pay Him For It N All
Image credits: reddit.com
#126 “Av Not Got Dementia”
Image credits: reddit.com
#127 Speeding Ostrich
Image credits: reddit.com
#128 Oompa Loompa, Do-Ba-Dee-Doo
Image credits: imgur.com
#129 Honesty’s The Best Policy
Image credits: reddit.com
#130 Shame
Image credits: reddit.com
#131 Constant Struggle
Image credits: reddit.com
#132 Gonnae No Call Me That
Image credits: reddit.com
#133 Ye Gotta Draw The Line Mumwhere
Image credits: reddit.com
#134 Beautiful
Image credits: reddit.com
#135 Sair Heid?
Image credits: reddit.com
#136 Just Subbed Tae Isis
Image credits: reddit.com
#137 Ya Tube
Image credits: reddit.com
#138 Guys Dont Use Tinder It’s Crap
Image credits: reddit.com
#139 Busted
Image credits: reddit.com
#140 Old But Gold
Image credits: reddit.com
#141 Fishsticks
Image credits: reddit.com
#142 She Was Lucky
Image credits: reddit.com
#143 Happy Birthday To Big J
Image credits: reddit.com
#144 Security To Get A Munch
Image credits: reddit.com
#145 A Wee Fanny
Image credits: reddit.com
#146 This Is Madness
Image credits: imgur.com
#147 Expectations vs. Reality
Image credits: reddit.com
#148 Some Good Financial News!
Image credits: reddit.com
#149 Thats No Hapnin
Image credits: reddit.com
#150 The Rare, Understandable Scottish Men
Image credits: reddit.com
Source: boredpanda.com