There’s something about asterisks in a text message that causes a very high probability of annoying the person who receives it—partly because putting this seemingly innocent typographical symbol * is about being extra. Like, telling what’s in the back of your mind without uttering it, revealing your inner emotions that nobody really wants to know, and worst, *nodding the head* to creep the heck out of the recipient. Yep, some asterisks are seriously chilling.
The Reddit community r/CreepyAsterisks2 has been documenting the most absurd, cringey, and plain scary asterisks screenshotted in text messages.
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From *sigh*-inducing pickup lines to plain bizarre cases of expressing one’s motion in text, like *leaning closer,* this subreddit is the uncharted terrain of the kind of messaging style that doesn’t work that well for communicating. So let’s see some of the most cringe-inducing examples that will make you curl up like Arby’s curly fries.
#1 He’s Been Begging For Weeks To Do A “Sexy Roleplay” With Me. I Finally Said Yes. I Think He Regrets Everything Now
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#2 *lays Across Your Lap*
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#3 At Least He’s Achieved Multiple Awards With His 147 Iq
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#4 Found This Screenshot From Last April In My Phone
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#5 What A Birch
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#6 A Classic
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#7 Oh God, Why
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#8 S T O P
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#9 I’ll Just Decide Your Personality For You
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#10 Unlike You I Know How Facebook Works
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#11 *sweats On You*
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#12 Inner Monologue As Tinder Opener
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#13 *sweats A Lot*
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#14 You Know, A Usual Hooking Up Tactic
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#15 I Guess The Expected Reaction Was Supposed To Be: “Omg No Sry R U Ok Cutie? ;^;”
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#16 Now Listen Here Missy
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#17 M’lady
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#18 Just Some Accidental Chest Touching, No Need To Be Alarmed
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#19 Y… You Like Anime?
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#20 *shoots Self*
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#21 This Was A Classic
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#22 Fancy Face…
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#23 *looks At Scribble Writting On Hand*
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#24 Not Trying To Get You Drunk!
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#25 Le Gentleman
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#26 Why
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#27 Awoooooggaaaaa
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#28 Mmh Yuss :3
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#29 “Nice To Meet You”
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#30 Chubby Chubby Chubby
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#31 But He Nuzzled Her!
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#32 I’m Just Gonna Randomly Text This Person!
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#33 This Came Up In A Star Wars Facebook Group I’m In… Yeah…
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