First the entire world went crazy about the British sense of humor. Then, there was good ol’ American comedy with brilliant stand-uppers. Russians are also notorious joke crackers that, let’s just say, may not be for everyone’s taste.
And here comes Scottish humor, which may in fact be one of the country’s finest exports. And no, we’re not talking comedy cellars—the perfect place for the Scots to crack their jokes is apparently, Twitter.
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Yep, Scottish tweets are gloriously hilarious, like “maw bought aldi shower gel that smells like fairy liquid so I’ve been cutting about all day smelling like a f**ing plate” and they seem to be a perfect blend of practicality, wisdom and notoriousness.
So no wonder there are 750k members and counting on the Scottish People Twitter subreddit, which offers the best selection of wisdom bites posted from the land of Scots. Check out what’s on the plate today right below, as well as our part 1.
#1 What A Man
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#2 American’s And The Scottish Accent
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#3 Is Ur Brother Still A Vegetable?
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#4 Suns Oot, Guns Oot
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#5 Amirite?
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#6 New Literacy Program In Glasgow
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#7 Next He’ll Be Pissing Anywhere He Wants
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#8 Sturgeon Must Resign
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#9 The Dinnae Have Mouths
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#10 Making The Taxi Wait
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#11 Rule Number Wan
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#12 Marketing 101
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#13 The Difference Between Cheshire And Scotland
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#14 People Make Glasgow
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#15 Chanks!
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#16 Hope Lynda Will Be Wearing Full Ppe.
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#17 This Is The Way
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#18 To Continue The Current Theme..
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#19 Joory Jooty
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#20 Greggs Temperature
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#21 You’ll Take The High Road And I’ll Take The Low Road
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#22 Thought I Read It Here First
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#23 Santa Claus Is Coming To Toon
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#24 Limmy Hits The Nail On The Head
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#25 Aye
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#26 If It’s Any Higher Than 12 Degrees, It’s Taps Aff
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#27 Mental
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#28 After You
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#29 Im Going To Heeland Coo Myself
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#30 Smee Again…
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#31 Thanks. I Didn’t Think Of That
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#32 Defnitly Gonna Steal Ur Willy
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#33 Dont Want To Piss Off The Scottish
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#34 Armageddon On Thursday. Best Of Luck ???????
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#35 Wouldn’t Expect Any Less From A Soulless Ginger
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#36 Yer Day Sells Avon And…
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#37 The Most Asked Question When It Come To Independence.
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#38 Soon …
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#39 Frog ?
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#40 Hms Kerry Newton
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#41 I’ll Have A Kurger Bing X
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#42 Did Ye, Aye?
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#43 Bengal Tiger Epidemic In Scotland
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#44 Mocha At Starbucks
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#45 Interesting Take From A Spirit
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#46 Nae Luck St.george
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#47 Beer Grylls
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#48 Good Doggie
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#49 That Will Defo Work
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#50 Brilliant Sunset
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#51 He Wants To Spread His Inferior Bieber Fever
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#52 Surprisingly Refreshing
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#53 I Think Its Better If I Give No Context
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#54 Normality Has Returned
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#55 Rip
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#56 I’ve Got Two If Anyone’s Needing One.
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#57 Sure Do
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#58 Baldy Daddy
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