Online dating is wild. You swipe through a catalog of profiles that people (who you probably have never met) purposefully made for themselves to appear funny, smart, creative, confident, kind, positive, ambitious, well-read in the classics (but not so much that it would make them a snob), and, of course, attractive, all for the sole purpose of catching your attention and try to find someone who you could like in real life and would also fall for your ‘advertisement.’

If that sounds like an exhaustive and quite chaotic quest with no guarantee for success, well, it is. And the subreddit Bumble is a perfect example of that. There, the users of this popular app share screenshots of everyone and everything they run into and let’s just say that they’re pretty colorful.

#1 Seems Reasonable

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#2 Why Do Men Always Manage To Turn An Innocuous Question Into Something Sexual?

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#3 Bushy Convo

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#4 Do You Have A Dog?

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#5 Why Are Men?

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#6 You Know, I Expect So Little And Yet I’m Still Disappointed. I Regret Complimenting Him

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#7 After A Full Day Of Talking And Getting To Know Each Other, I’m Hit With This

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#8 He Unmatched Me

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#9 And I’ve Officially Deleted Bumble

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#10 Me Trying To Get To Know Someone And Their Bio Is Like

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#11 1 Hour On Bumble…..i’m Done. I’m Happier Single. I Just Wanted To Know About The Avocado

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#12 I Give Up

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#13 First Day On Bumble, Going Well

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#14 I Thought I’ve See It All

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#15 There’s Zero Effort, And Then There’s This

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#16 I Only Matched So I Could Send This

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#17 Same Thing, Right? ?

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#18 Sometimes You Just Gotta Say It

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#19 Imagine Being This Self-Important

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#20 Am I Sensitive Or Is He Just Lowkey Racist??

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#21 Oofda; Was I Too Harsh?

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#22 No Noah Noooooo. It Kept Getting Worse

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#23 No Red Flags Here

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#24 Idk How Should I Take This

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#25 He Really Just Mansplained Me My Vagina You Can’t Make This Up

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#26 Thanks For The Prompt Bestie It Was Really Helpful

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#27 Why Type Lot Letters When Few Letters Do Trick?

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#28 Had A Typo On My Profile That Said 5’2 But I Learned Today That Short Guys Aren’t Allowed To Be This Good Looking. Come On Ladies, It Can’t Be This Bad

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#29 Found An Absolute Winner

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#30 Who Uses Excel Willingly?!

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#31 I Like How He Went From No Hard Feelings To I’m Pushing The Age Limit

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#32 That Didnt Answer My Question

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#33 Without The Mark Of The Devil

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#34 She Doesn’t Seem Very Pleasant

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#35 Creepy Bumble Guy Doesn’t Know What Boundaries Are

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#36 Sometimes I Really Wonder Why Certain People Use Dating-Apps

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#37 Thanks For The Heads Up, I Guess?

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#38 Sir, I Believe You Should Put That 6 In Front Of That 2

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#39 Dude Can’t Leave Elementary

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#40 Oh

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#41 We Were Having Some Nice Banter And Then Hit A Wall With This… Feel Like I Dodged A Bullet

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#42 So, What Age?

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#43 My Experience On Bumble So Far

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#44 What In The Fresh F**k Is This

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#45 My Man Has No Game At All

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#46 Dating Apps Are A Real Struggle In Japan

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#47 Who The F*ck Does This?

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#48 Sometimes Bumble Is As Much Of Use As Laser Guns In Hands Of Takeshi’s Castle Finalists

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#49 At Least He’s Honest?

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#50 He Asked How I Liked The App, I Told Him It Was Frustrating….then He Became Another Example As To Why

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#51 After 4 Dates. That Was Enough For Me Not To Even Respond

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#52 And We Were Getting On So Well

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#53 Sooo Tempted!!

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#54 Ahh The Smugness, The Irony, Divine

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#55 How You Gonna Tell Me I Taste Wrong

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#56 Dont U Ladies Love Going For Walks With Strange Men At 11:30 Pm On A Sunday? F*cking Hell

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#57 Classy

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#58 Will Report Back

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#59 I Don’t Even Know Anymore Bruh

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#60 Nearly Every Guy On This Sub: “Put Some Effort Into Your Openers, I Hate When Women Just Say Hey, Blorghy Blah Blah.” And I’m Telling You As Someone Who Never Says Hey, This Is Pretty Typical Non-Engagement

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#61 Um…. Does This Approach Work For Anyone??

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#62 I May Call – But Only Because I’m Not Jewish

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#63 I Guess I Should Just Go Back To “Hey How’s Your Week Going?”

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#64 I’ve Had Some Bad Attempts At Conversations, But This Takes The Cake

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#65 He Said This After He Asked Me Out. I Feel Like They Might Be Overreacting, But My Friends Are Telling Me To Just Block Him On Everything

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#66 Online Dating Is Weird

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#67 New Day, Same Old

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#68 Man I’m Done With This Online Dating

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#69 Ummm…. Thoughts On Opener And Response?

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#70 She Unmatched Me After This, Don’t Feel Like I Missed Out On Much

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#71 Should I Just Unmatch Him Or What?

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#72 I Was Hoping Bumble Would Be Different

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#73 Our Solidified Plan Was To Grab Coffee At 10am And Go To The Museum. 3rd Date M33, F32. I Woke Up At 8am To This

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#74 Am I The Problem?

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#75 Didn’t See That One Coming

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#76 “I’m The One Looking For Something. But Also, You Should Be The One To Convince Me Of Your Worth”

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#77 This Is Really Fun

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#78 I Said I Was From Asia, Not The Zoo

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#79 Dodged A Bullet

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#80 ? “I’m Poly, My Husband Isn’t” ?

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#81 I Don’t Even Know What To Say To This

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#82 Didn’t Know Suggesting A Date Venue Was Mansplaining, And I Don’t Have A Screenshot But She Also Accused Me Of Being Racist For Saying I Wasn’t A Huge Fan Of Hamilton

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#83 Merry Sexual Christmas? Is This A Thing?

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#84 My Shoulders Hurt

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