I Wore This Custom Shirt During My Wife’s Labor. Wife Was Not Amused
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I Needed To Borrow My Wife’s Phone… She Said Her Password Was Our Anniversary. I Gave The Phone Back And Said I Didn’t Know What Happened
For The Past Two Years, Anything Sitting In Our Garage That The Wife Says We Can’t Get Rid Of, I’ve Hung As “Art” In Our Otherwise Useless Front Room
My Wife Wanted To Make Sure That Someone Took A Picture Of The Expression On Our Faces When Our Daughter Was Born Today. So I Took One
Trying To Sent Subtle Hints To My Wife Last Night
My Wife Said I Could Decorate The Guest Bathroom As My Own. Multiple Screams Have Ensued
My Pregnant Wife Sent This To Me At 2:12am This Morning. I’m Going To Guess That My Snoring Was Quite Bad Last Night
My Wife Has Been Trying Anything To Remind Me To Bring My Lunch To Work
I’m Starting A Fight With My Wife
I Have My Reasons For Making My Wife Use Her Own Tube
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Marriage Is About Sharing (Almost) Everything
Marriage Means Creative Ways Of Saying “Stop Doing That”
My Wife Hates Comic Book Movies. Thanks Universal
Year No. 4 At My Wife’s Family Reunion
Clear Communication Is The Key To A Successful Marriage
My Hubbys Reaction When He Tasted That I Added Whiskey To His Coffee
My Husband Attempted To Help With The Laundry. I Don’t Buy Pink Towels Because I Don’t Like Pink
Asked My Wife Where My Eye Drops Were. She Responded “In The Bedroom On The Tv Stand Under The Lightswitch Slightly Trapped Between The Wall”
Marriage Milestone
I Was Complaining About My Recent Cold So My Wife Made Me A Cake To Help Me “Feel Better”
When You Ask Your Husband To Pack Your Lunch
Wife And I Had A Big Fight Last Week – On Valentine’s Day She Gave Me This Along With My Gift
My Wife Made Me A Passive Aggressive Flow Chart To Use Every Time I Get Hungry
My Wife Thinks I’m Stupid Too
Came Downstairs And My Wife Gives Me These This Morning. Uh… Thanks Honey
My Husband Was “Too Tired” To Change The Babies Pooped Diaper While I Pumped… I Sent Him This Photo, He Didn’t See It Until The Morning. Diaper Was There For About 1 Hour
Wife Is Out, Packing My Own Lunch This Week
I Love Making Cookies With My Wife
My Wife And I Visit IKEA Again And I Try To Figure Out Why
After Working An 18 Hour Day, I Came Home To Find This Note Left By My Wife In The Bathroom
Whenever We Get Into A Heated Argument, My Wife Stops Mid Argument To Take A Selfie With Me, I’m Never Amused
My Wife Includes Little Notes In My Lunch When She Packs It. I’ve Been Saving Them In My Desk
Caught My Husband Red Handed… Thought He Was Working Out
Told My Husband Not To Eat The Ice Cream In The Freezer. Then I Saw This Shadow Form In The Kitchen
My Husband Told Me That He Bought Me A Diamond Necklace
Found Stacked Like This In The Garage To Be Sold/Donated. Married 12 Years With A 6 & 7 Year Old. Starting From The Bottom… The Stages Of Marriage
I’m A Super Nervous Flyer. My Wife Just Took This Pic Of Me At The Airport Restaurant, About To Board The Plane A Part Of Our Honeymoon
We Were Looking Through Old Pictures Of Me When My Wife Started Laughing And Got The Dog’s Flea Pills From The Cupboard
Picking A Fight With My Wife
Married For 62 Years, But My Grandpa Will Still Pull Out His Road Atlas To Prove My Grandma Wrong
Well, My Marriage Was Nice While It Lasted
Guess I’m Still Getting Used To This Whole Marriage Thing
My Wife Asked Me If I Wanted Half Her Twix. She Thinks This Is A Game
My Wife Bought A New Hairbrush With A Suction Cup At The End. I Found This On The Bathroom Mirror. I Love My Wife
My Wife Said This License Plate Made Her Think Of Me
Instructions To Husband
My Husband Always Leaves Me Notes When He Has To Leave Town For Work
My Husband Sure Knows How To Make A Pregnant, Bloated Girl Feel Special On Her Birthday
My Husband Is An Asshole
I Asked My Husband To Put Away The Leftovers
My Husband Added A Task To My Prethanksgiving Checklist
Asked My Husband To (Hand) Whip Some Heavy Cream. Hear Strange Noises And Walk In On This
My Wife Didn’t Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem
My Wife Hates Greek Yogurt
Wife Said She Packed A “Special Treat” In My Lunch Today
My Wife And I “Share” A Cabinet In The Bathroom
How You Can Tell My Wife Is Working Tonight
This Is What Happens When My Wife Leaves On A Business Trip And I’m Home Alone. When She’s Home Vs. When She’s Gone
Whenever I Asked My Husband What He Wanted For Dinner He Always Answered, “Bacon-Wrapped Shrimp And Asparagus With Hollandaise Sauce” Just To F*ck With Me. Today I Served Him This
First My Wife Said The Walls Were Too Bare, And Now They Are Too Bear
My Friends Husband Thought He Could Microwave His Shirt To Dry It Faster
Sent My Husband To Buy A Baby Shower Gift Bag. Dammit
After Almost 6 Years Of Marriage, This Is My Favorite Way To Give My Wife A Hard Time
My Pregnant Wife Demanded I Go To The Store For Frozen Yogurt. I Was Temped To Play A Joke, But Wanted To Live
Told The Wife The Floor Was Gross And Needed Cleaning. Told Her I Was Willing To Do It. She Said We Don’t Need To. Clean Half She Said And Let’s See The Difference… Mission Accomplished. (We Don’t Have Tiled Floors)
My Husband Bet Me I Couldn’t Shave His Foot Without Him Waking Up. This Is What He Woke Up To This Morning
So My Wife Is Going Away For A Few Months. This Is How She Left Our Bed This Morning
My Wife Found Out My Office Is Closing Down
My Husband Fell Asleep On The Couch. I Gave Him A Goldfish Beard
My Wife Asked For A Coach Bag For Her Birthday. Let’s Just Say She’s Pretty Happy Today
I Couldn’t Find My Wife Until I Looked In Her Closet. I Said, “What Are You Doing?” She Says, “I Have Nothing To Wear”
I Might Have To Kill My Husband
My Husband Travels For Work. He Gave Me This So I Am Never Really Alone
Anyone Know A Good Divorce Lawyer? I Just Saw My Wife Eat A Kitkat
Never Have I Been So Mad At My Wife Before
There Comes A Time In A Married Man’s Life Where He Has To Ask Himself The Question: Do I Get My Wife The Exact Halloween Costume She Asked For Or The Slutty Version And Deal With The Consequences?
My Husband Got Tired Of Wine Stains Everywhere So He Got Me A Sippy Wine Cup
I Came Home To This Last Night. I Married The Right Woman
My Husband Is A Jerk… Yes Every Cookie Has A Bite Mark In It
Today Is The 6 Wk “Point” After My C-Section… Here’s How My Husband Brought Me Breakfast This Morning
Marriage Is All About Compromise. For Example, I Didn’t Really Want A Dog. My Wife Did. So We Compromised… And Here Is Our New Puppy Copper
My Husband Challenged Me To See If I Could Fit In My New Suitcase… I Sent Him This Response
Couldn’t Afford To Get My Wife A Lexus For Christmas So I Got One Of Their Bows Instead And Put It On Her Car
Wife Asked Me To Pressure Wash And Get A Welcome Mat. Nailed It
This Was The Card I Got My Husband For Our Anniversary. What Can I Say? I’m Sentimental
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