89 Epic Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately (New Pics)

As long as people throw around some questionable bits of wisdom like it’s no big deal, we have the unofficial karma police, aka ‘murderers by words.’ Except murder by words has nothing to with violence, weapons, or blood, which makes the act inherently peaceful, yet brutally powerful.

It’s because the fight is fueled by words, but not by any words. I mean witty, well-argued, and solid arguments that pierce straight through misinformation, fake news, and any other online BS that’s so prominent these days. The targets can be anyone from Covid deniers to anti-vaxers to flat earthers and extreme right Trump supporters who support the Capitol riots or similar bursts of terror. And when the words come back, they do so with double the initial power.

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Thanks to the prominent corner of Reddit known as the subreddit “Murdered By Words,” the karma evening selection of putdowns, clapbacks, and counter-arguments are in to show that everything you utter in this world can come back to you. Psst! Part 1 of the post with people who got brutally shut down is available here.

#1 You Dense Mother [email protected]#ker!

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#2 Dammit George!

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#3 Due For Some Good Luck Eventually

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Previously, comedy writer Ariane Sherine told Bored Panda that when it comes to witty comebacks, they can be both planned and totally spontaneous.

“I’ve definitely come up with comebacks that are spontaneous. For instance, I told my daughter that if she didn’t behave, I’d give her inheritance to a donkey sanctuary. She said, ‘You wouldn’t,’ and I came back, ‘You bet your ass!’ But though I hadn’t used that comeback before, I clearly had knowledge of the pun and might have used something similar in the past.”

But not every comeback is equally powerful. The ones that make us thank the lord it’s not us who received them have to be well-timed, super-fast, exceptionally witty, and totally understandable to everyone. If it’s super complicated or said at the wrong time, or worst, in the wrong place, you can get scolded with an agonizing moment of silence.

#4 Hits It Right On The Nose

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#5 Apparently She Was A Raging Dumbass Five Years Ago, Too

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#6 The Part About Pilot’s Salary Surprised Me

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#7 Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is

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#8 Maybe She’s Just Not Getting Any

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#9 Grandmothers Are Overrated

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#10 It’s Simple Logic, And Therefore Completely Unfathomable

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#11 Cow Goes Moo

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#12 Such Delicate Snowflakes

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#13 Mbw And Accurate ! 1 – 0

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#14 Room Temperature Iq Is My New Favourite Insult

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#15 Found In The Window Of My Very Small, Very Red, Upstate NY Town Hardware Store

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#16 ‘murica, Heck Yeah!

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#17 Millennials Are Killing The… Baby Industry

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#18 I Think You Will Survive The Vaccine

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#19 This Belongs Here

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#20 Wtf Are Light Language And Sacred Geometry?

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#21 Sarah Has Been Reported Dead

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#22 Red Is An Investor Who Keeps A Doctor On Staff, So You Know He Knows What He’s Talking About

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#23 Who Need Vaccine

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#24 He Is Right!

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#25 Ben Franklin Was A Smart Fella

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#26 I Wonder If Op Ever Saw That, But Nevertheless

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#27 You Are A Lesser Human Being And Deserve To Suffer

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#28 I Proudly Served In The Gay Wars Of ’07

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#29 I Love It

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#30 It’s My God-Given Right To Spit On Other People

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#31 Pray Away The Gay

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#32 How Much Could A Private Island Cost, $10?

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#33 Lions Don’t Wear Masks

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#34 Murdered By The Movement They Were So Eager To Have

#35 How The Turns Have Tabled. Trumper (Red) Gets “Triggered” And Blindly Defends Ashli Babbit

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#36 Better Hope His House Doesn’t Catch On Fire!

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#37 Well, Yes, But Not Really, No

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#38 The Nerve Of The Man!

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#39 They’re Complaining About The Wrong Type Of Female Armour

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#40 When Military Is More Important Than Health Care

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#41 West Virginia University Addressing Real Campus Issues

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#42 A Guy Working In A Garage Makes Fun Of A Hardworking Nurse

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#43 Chinese Government Celebrates Their Human Rights Accomplishments

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#44 Conspiracy Theorist Shutdown

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#45 Oh Boy, Alanah Pearce Didn’t Hold Back

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#46 Why Can’t People Just Enjoy The Holidays?

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#47 All Of A Sudden “Law & Order” Doesn’t Apply?

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#48 Do Some Research Before Spouting Nonsense

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#49 I’m Betting Corgis Taste Like Chicken

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#50 Vice And Some Guy In The Comments Both Get Their Nonsense Called Out By A Psychologist

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#51 Yeah, But, Not When We Do It!

#52 Just Wow

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#53 And Now, For Something Not Involving Politics

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#54 I Do Like My Gummy Bears Doe

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#55 What A Spoon

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#56 Seriously, Just Stop

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#57 Under A Post About A Woman Finding Her Cat Alive 16 Days After A Tornado

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#58 Then Why Get A Dog?

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#59 I Posted It On Facepalm And People Said It Should Be Here Too

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#60 Bhutan’s Forest Should Not Be Just Standing There

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#61 Dad, Daddy, Daddy-O

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#62 He Took Out 5 People With 1 Word

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#63 Murdered By Math

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#64 An Extra Large Serving Of Reality

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#65 It’s A Valid Question, Dave

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#66 1) Open Mouth 2) Insert Foot 3) ??? 4) Profit!

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#67 Imagine Wanting To Bring Race Into A Children’s Game

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#68 Reverse Card

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#69 Do I Need To Obscure The Names/Accounts Of Public Figures?

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#70 Hit Him With The Aluminum Foil!

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#71 One Day They’ll Understand That Support For The State And Revolutionary Politics Are Not Congruent Ideologies

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#72 Yes, Sit Down, Please

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#73 Grandma With The Savage Comeback!

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#74 I Live In Us, Explains A Lot Though

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#75 If You Want To Tell Someone What They Can Draw, Pay Them First

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#76 Finding Good Burns On Twitter Is The Only Reason I’m There

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#77 Batman’s Parents Have Been Killed More Than Those Murdered On This Sub

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#78 I Am The Lord, Thy God

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#79 On A R/Niceguys Post

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#80 Cringe Old Guy Comments On Teen Girls Instagram

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#81 He’s Not Wrong You Know

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#82 “Oh No, I’ve Upset Stadia User #9”

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#83 Chipping In To Say Stupid Things

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#84 Bathing Is Important

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#85 Found The Murder Weapon

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#86 Ukraine Spitting Straight Fire

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#87 See, His Mistake Was In Trying To Reason With Her

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#88 Nice Stops When Your Actions Hurt Other People

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