If there’s something in this world that we still have the power to control, it must be reviews. These short sentences of practical wisdom shared with fellow customers, shoppers, or diners can totally make it or break it for brands, services, and products.

Think of the last time you went on Amazon to get your mom a fancy aroma diffuser. If you are a stranger in the land of aroma diffusers, and most of us are, you totally rely on that one or two scribbles of feedback left by someone who probably doesn’t remember ever writing it.

And while some reviews are indeed helpful and others plain odd, others are splendidly hilarious. Like, verging on the border of being their own kind of comedic gold.

But thanks to the subreddit r/amazonreviews, which has been collecting the “the funniest damned product reviews on Amazon” since 2012, we’ve got quite an archive to feast on. From weirdly specific to plain specific, from painfully funny to mildly funny, there’s everything for every single taste in the reviews department. Psst! Part 1 of the same 5-star hilarity waits here.

#1 Hilarious!

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#2 Ok, I’m Sold!

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#3 Just Saw This Today On A Teeth Whitening System

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#4 Turning A Bad Situation Into A Good Review?

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#5 Definitely Works Well

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#6 Oc Found Last Night When Shopping For A LED Collar For Dog

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#7 Candles Are For Men Too!

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#8 As Soon As I Started Looking For Googly Eyes, I Knew The Reviews Would End Up Here.

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#9 A Cute Amazon Review I Revisit Just For A Smile. An 88 Year Old Woman And Her 92 Year Old Husband Attend A Halloween Party. Btw They Liked The Bee Costume

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#10 Can You Replace The Spray

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#11 It’s A Trap!

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#12 50 Lb Pound Of Play Sand Is Heavy And Makes For Great Revenge!

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#13 On A Review For Down Pillows… Thanks For The Clarification

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#14 That Cuts Deep

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#15 I Love When Reviewers Post Photos

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#16 Graphing Calculator

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#17 No King Lives Forever

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#18 This Gave Me A Good Laugh

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#19 “It’s Lube, Not Much More To Say”

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#20 “World’s Worst Mom”

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#21 Man Has Existential Crisis Over Gaffers Tape

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#22 Not Entirely Sure This Is For Real…

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#23 55 Gallons Of Lubricant

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#24 At Least It’s Keto Friendly…

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#25 Humbling But In A Life Changing Way

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#26 So Like, Where Are The Wolves?

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#27 Ordered Hair Clips And Found This

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#28 Looking Into Buying A Bidet

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#29 Dammit Chapman

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#30 A Fair Question

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#31 A Review For Spoons

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#32 Much More Comfortable With My Purchase Now

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#33 In The Reviews For A Weighted Blanket

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#34 You Should

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#35 This Review For A Mattress Protector

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#36 A Rock Solid Buttocks

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#37 Worked As Advertised

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#38 Found This Gem While Buying Ant Poison

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#39 Woman Hides Laptop In Oven, Rates 5 Stars For Surving The Heat!

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#40 Review On Fake Teeth

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#41 The Earplugs Work

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#42 I Spit Out My Tea While Shopping For Women’s Underwear

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#43 He Ordered A Terabyte Ssd… And Got Wood

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#44 A Shining Dog Probiotic Review

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#45 Herb Garden Is Seriously Nice Stuff

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#46 I Just Wanted To Know If Meow Mix Was Good For My Cat

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#47 “I Should Have Picked A Different Color”

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#48 Anchors Away Matey!

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#49 Perhaps Rethink Shipping?

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#50 Short And Sweet. I Ordered It

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#51 That’s Wassup Amanda

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#52 Cannot Stop Laughing

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#53 I Hope Bernard Gets His Act Together

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#54 A Self Tanner That Gets The Job Done

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#55 Hehe

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#56 I Was Searching For Transparent Sewing Thread

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#57 This Is One Unsatisfied Customer!

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#58 This Made Me Very Happy

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#59 I Laughed When I Saw This

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#60 On A Sweet And Spicy Mustard

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#61 Review For A Sprinkler

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#62 A Review Of Shorts

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#63 World’s Best Sponges

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#64 I Had Such A Crappy Week That I’m Trying To See The Bright Side Of It

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#65 Phone Charger From Hell

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#66 Yup He’s A Prick

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#67 Daily Activities…

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#68 Was Just Looking For The Perfect Wednesday Addams Dress And Came Across This Gem

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#69 A Review For Natural Deodorant

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#70 Poor Guy

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#71 I Mean… They’re Not Wrong

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#72 Senior Woman Asthma Wall Decal

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#73 Rip Bob, The Little Roomba That Couldn’t

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#74 Which Is It?

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#75 Moderation Is Key

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#76 Review For Fiber Pills

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#77 Be Gone, She Devil!

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#78 “Thumb” Up!

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#79 This Review Made Me Crack Up The Entire Day

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#80 Finally Found One In The Wild

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#81 It Be Like That

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#82 The Snark Is Strong With This One!

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#83 This Isn’t The T-Shirt I Ordered

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#84 Right Round

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#85 One Is Just Upside Down

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#86 Time To Get A Divorce Caw Caw

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#87 Skincare Product: Asking The Right Questions

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#88 Pre-Owned Wii Reviews

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#89 642 People Think This Is How Tvs Are Measured

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