People would probably feel better about meeting an alien lifeform if they knew some statistics about the creatures from beyond the stars, like the fact that 78.3% of them will be seen as scary and 21% will look just plain weird. Only 36% of them will be wearing spacesuits, but 93.8% of them will possess superior technology that will probably render our defenses useless, and since 81.4% of them will be invaders we’ve probably got our work cut out for us! What’s that you say? The stats aren’t making you feel any better, in fact they’re making you feel even more terrified? Sorry about that!
Prepare to meet our alien overlords with this Alien Statistics t-shirt by Letter-Q Artwork, it’s the somewhat scary but absolutely true tee that every human will want to stop and read- for their own safety!
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