Back in New York I had a Buddhist roommate so devout, she wouldn’t even kill mosquitoes. At one point she captured a cockroach–it took her 30 minutes, for chrissakes–and she carried it outside and left it by a trash can “so that it has something to eat.”
Meanwhile, I reflexively killed bugs in front of her all the time. Perhaps she’d have preferred I use one of these:
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