From Japanese manufacturer Aimedia comes this Haircape, which they reckon obviates the need to sweep following a haircut:
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“You can adjust the neck around with one touch tape, so it can be used by children and adults.”
“It is hard to splatter the hair by antistatic processing, and the cleanup is easy! The cut hair is easy to dump!”
“It can be twisted and stored compactly.”
I might also wear this while eating crumbly snack foods.