Best Virus-Free, No-Contact Handshake Alternatives

While shaking hands is a common greeting, deal-sealer or sign of amity in many parts of the world, it’s also a great way to transmit germs. (See: Final scene of Contagion.) Some have been making do with fist- and elbow-bumps, but given the current stress on social distancing I think no-contact is better. Here are some recommended alternatives:

The Namaste

Make do like the Hindus, say “hi” like the Thais.

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The bow

As seen in this Japanese diagram, you can go 15 degrees for cazh, or crank the respect level up to full 45.

The Magician

Make a gesture that says you are conjuring up friendship.

The thumbs-up

You have to be careful with this one, because it provides the opportunity for the other person to “neg” you. If you greet someone with a thumbs-up and they give you a thumbs-down, well, now it’s awkward.

The Hulk Hogan

Sure it’s a little confrontational, but definitely indicates that you are acknowledging the other person.

The Isaac the Bartender

Undoubtedly the best option out of all of them; it’s cool, retro, and makes you and everyone around you feel like a million bucks.

Unfortunately, some jerk cut together a video that’s FAKE NEWS because it suggests that the gesture can cause hurricanes. (It doesn’t, or else me and everyone around me would be dead.)


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