It’s true that Generation Z, or Zoomers, don’t drink as much as their parents did at that age, but those who do have refined the art of binge drinking to a viral recipe called BORG. It stand for “black out rage gallon.” The recipe is simple: fill a gallon jug halfway with water, add as much vodka as you think is proper for you, and then use a flavor additive, such as MiO, Pedialyte, or your favorite energy drink. You will probably see this recipe as not so different from other cheap cocktail mixtures that college students have been using forever, like vodka mixed with Kool-Ade, Gatorade, or Tang.
The idea is that a gallon of BORG should last you all day. The reality is that college students often mix up a gallon and take it to a party. The danger in this trend is the same as with any type of binge drinking: 1. dying of alcohol poisoning, 2. causing a car wreck, and 3. kickstarting a life of alcoholism, among other possibilities.
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However, some folks are looking at BORG as a “wellness trend” or a “harm-reduction strategy.” What? For one thing, the water is supposed to keep you hydrated, but we know that’s not how binge drinking works. The other idea is that each person keeps to their own gallon, to reduce the danger of a spiked or roofied drink and the danger of sharing germs. It’s sad that those things are even considerations. And you wouldn’t be surprised if BORG sharing begins after a few drinks at a party.
The real upside of BORG (for us) is that gallons often get labeled with a pun name to tie it to its owner.
Jason Borg
Heisenborg
Borgzilla
Borger Patrol
All Aborg
Pablo Escoborg
Borger King
Borganizational Skills
Borgasm
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Source: neatorama