Is there anything cuter than a tiny little bunny? So fluffy, so round, so soft, so… wait, no! Get it away from the internet cable! Aw damn… You know, bunnies aren’t all that innocent. Quite frankly, they may be the tiniest little spawns of hellfire you can come across. Just like an entity showing itself as a small innocent girl to gain your trust, the bunny is employing the same tactic.
The Facebook group called “Bunnies are [Jerks]” has united 186.7K happy rabbit owners and allowed them to share the darkest and most annoying things their little fluffballs get up to. We’ve covered this group before, and you can find our previous article here.
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#1 Where Did You Even Find That Cord?? What Does It Go To?? Why?!?!?
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It’s hard to fathom that something that looks so innocent can hold such chaotic evil within. Such animalistic vigor, such disregard for another. Yes, we are speaking about bunny rabbits today, and yes, they are horrendously unpredictable fluffy buns of happiness. Or suffering. Or maybe both if you’re into that kind of thing; we don’t judge!
The kinds of people who for one reason or another decided that owning a bunny was gonna be sunshine and happiness, but then later found out it was an unending loop of uncertainty and chaos, have come together to form a hub and share their experiences. It’s very fondly called “Bunnies Are [Jerks]” and it houses 186.7K members on Facebook. But we’re here for buns, not numbers.
#2 Frank And The Hole In The Carpet He Chewed
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#3 This Is How She Feels About Us Not Sharing Our Breakfast With Her!
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Now, if the title, the intro, and the first couple of paragraphs, as well as the first couple of posts, haven’t deterred you from owning a rabbit, then consider these little facts. As stated by the Humane Society of the United States, they’re the third most popular pet in the country after dogs and cats, yet they’re quite misunderstood.
“House rabbits can live to be 8 to 12 or more years old. With proper care, a rabbit will grace your home with love, sass, and comic relief. But they’re definitely not starter pets that can live in a cage. Instead, they are delicate prey animals that require time, attention, special diet, and expensive vet care,” Red Door Animal Shelter Vice President Toni Greetis told Insider.
#4 That Sad Face Cause I Was The Horrible Bun Mum Who Took Away His Spicy Hay …. The Spicy Hay In Question My WiFi Router Wires That I Now Have To Wait 2 Weeks For Replacements
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#5 He Knows Exactly What He’s Doing
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#6 I Did Not Poo On The Couch. It Was Like That When I Got Here, Honest!
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In veterinary terms, rabbits are considered exotic animals, so you’ll need to find a specialized vet to care for your fluffy friend. This can quickly become quite expensive. Furthermore, a rabbit’s diet is highly specialized, regardless of what you think Bugs Bunny taught you. Give them lots of space, don’t bathe them, and don’t pick them up to hold them.
Lastly, as seen in the majority of these posts, you’ll need to rabbit-proof any rooms your bun has access to, as most buns love to chew and dig. If you have lots of plants in your house, you’ll need to move them up high, especially as some plants could be toxic to your rabbit. Baseboards, doorframes, loose bits of carpeting, leather couches, foam, plastic, and anything made out of wood are all attractive to the bunny.
#7 Latest Wigs Added To Their Collection… These Ones Are From Our Lovely Living Room Pillows
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#8 Jerk’s Favorite Snacks:
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#9 My Sassy Girl Decided To Help Herself To My Drink
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Some negative bunny behaviors are more normal than others, and it’s important for owners to be able to tell the difference. According to Dana Krempels, Ph.D., from the University of Miami Department of Biology, digging on the carpet or other floor surfaces, chewing on baseboards or wall corners and cords, as well as urinating in corners not designated by a litter box are all normal behaviors.
“Sometimes a rabbit will learn that a ‘normal’ behavior elicits a negative reaction—and remember, negative attention is still attention—from the caregiver, and so will use it to get attention,” she said. Aside from the craving for attention, health issues could also trigger certain bad behaviors, so if that is suspected, one should bring the rabbit to the vet for a checkup.
#10 Caught In The Act!!! She Thought We Weren’t Looking, But Still Had The Camera On Her And Ready To Take The Picture
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#11 In Bed And All I Can Hear Is The Little Worm Chewing Something. A Minute Or 2 Goes By. So I Get Up To See What He Is Eating And He Has Found A Banana
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#12 I Can’t Figure Out Who Done All This
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Boredom is the leading factor for bunny misbehavior. “Providing lots of enrichment to promote natural behaviors—like clean cardboard boxes with two door holes cut in the sides to chew on and run through, parrot-safe chew toys or jingly toys, paper towel tubes stuffed with hay or other treats, etc.—will help curb destructive urges brought on by boredom,” said Dr. Krempels. Getting the rabbit a friend to entertain them could be a good option, too!
Keep in mind that it’s not always possible to “train” a rabbit not to engage in destructive behaviors, either. “Rather than training a rabbit not to engage in natural ‘destructive’ behaviors, the caregiver should provide an outlet for those natural behaviors that doesn’t tear down the house,” said Dr. Krempels.
#13 This Little Baby Scare The Sh*t Out Of Me ( Don’t Worry Hooman, I’m Just Sleeping )
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#14 After A Gruelling Day Of Rabbiting, Fletcher The Lagomorph Arseholious Collapsed In A Heap, Rests. This 4lb Ball Of Furry Fuzz Will Take No More Than 60 Winks Before Awakening To Recommence His Crusade Against Wires, Soft Furnishings And The Golden Retriever
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#15 She Only Rips Pieces From The Wall And Litters Them On The Floor, She Does Not Eat Them. She, Along With Her Husbun Teddy, Choose Destruction Over Any Toy Or Bunny Treat Offered
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Just like any other living creature, bunnies need a certain amount of care and attention, as well as time. But remember, they’re still animals that will behave more on instinct than logic, and you have to be okay with that. At least they’re cute and fluffy, and that should make up for any damage caused around the house!
As you continue scrolling through this list, make sure you upvote your faves and leave some comments, and I shall hope to see you in the very near future! Stay fabulously chaotic, dear readers, and have a good one!
#16 Dasher After Crawling Down My Daughters Lap, Across 2 Dogs (Afraid To Move) And Up On To My Stomach
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#17 I Was Trying To Eat My Breakfast
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#18 Zaza Pretty Much Only Loves The Do
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#19 “You Seem Bored, Human. Better Make A Mess Of The Toiletbox”
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#20 Our Bunny Attacked My Daughters Barbie And Here She Is Pretending To Know Nothing About It
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#21 I Suspect He Got A Little Too Much Spice When He Was Destroying My Phone Charger Yesterda
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#22 Dropped Deaded After Spending A Whole Morning Chewing My Carpet… Life Is So Exhausting
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#23 More Treats Grandpa!!
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#24 So I Go Out And Come Back To This Little Arsehole (Waffle) Having Eaten A Hole In A Box Of Budweiser
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#25 Boris Is Angry Because I Stopped Petting Him
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#26 Her Faces After Being Caught Are My Favorite, Total Drama Queen
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#27 Move Your Feet Lose Your Seat In This House
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#28 A Girl’s Best Friend. When He Isn’t Being An Arsehole He Is So Sweet
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#29 Meet Owen Wilson. He Decided To Go Through My Lunch Bag After I Came Home From Work
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#30 After He Ate Nearly This Entire Container Of Play-Doh That Our Daughter Let Him Have On Friday, I Spent The Weekend Tearfully Following Him Around With Water And Food
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#31 Spring Is Definitely In The Air And Cocoa Is Feeling A Bit Frisky! Yep, He’s Sitting On Marsha’s Face
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#32 Introducing To You ‘The Matching Arsehole Rabbit & Kitty Crew’
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#33 There’s A Reason There’s A Blanket Here
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#34 “Hey You Hooman. I Smell Apple. Give Me Apple Now.”
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#35 I Think Someone Is Plotting My Death
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#36 Got Yelled At Twice For Eating The Window Ledge (And Proceeded To Continue After The Photo)
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#37 Guess Who Got Into The Pantry In The Night. Door Opens Outwards And Is Blocked Off. Face Of Pure Innocence. I’m Almost Disappointed He Doesn’t Have White Powder Around His Nose
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#38 So My Curious Little Jazz Decided To Nibble At Some Dried Chillies This Week
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#39 He Earned Arsehole Status Within 2 Hours And Has Not Stopped Since. Box Of New Toys – Ignored. Wallpaper And Mat Eaten. Sofa Chewed
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#40 Hank Is Very Proud Of Himself After Biting Holes In A Blanket He Thought Was “Attacking” My Daughter…… He’s So Proud
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#41 She’s Not Happy With The Service At This Place
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#42 Here’s A Pic Of Mine Who Decides He Wants To Lay In His Litter Box Every Time It’s Box Cleaning Day Bcuz Heaven Forbid I Steal His Poop
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#43 This Arsehole Steels All The Food From Her Buddy, And Refuses To Lose Weight. She Was Not Amused That We Had To Weigh Her
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#44 They Get Along Sooo Well !!! And The Pup Is A Living Vacuum Cleaner! I Have To Stop Her Eating All The Arseholes Droppings!
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#45 This Is Fleetwood – Hopefully Soon To Be Hubby Of Ghost Malone
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#46 I Know You’re Trying To Get Work Done Mom, But I Wanna Play Dead And Give You A Heart Attack ? (Don’t Worry, He’s Fine. I Checked Multiple Times)
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#47 I Got Woken Up In The Middle Of The Night Last Night By This Arsehole Demanding Food
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#48 My Bun Oliver, Who My Husband Calls Him Prince Ollie Since He Won’t Eat His Greens From A Plastic Dish Only On My Finest Porcelain Plate
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#49 On An Important Work Video Call And A Plant Gets Launched At Me And He’s Sitting There Like What You Gon Do’?. He Just Picked It Up With His Mouth And Launched It In My Direction
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#50 This Is Barlow. Barlow Was Neutered But Would Pee Every Time He Hopped On My New Couch – So I Banned Him From Going On The Couch. Barlow Has Big Ears But Didnt Like To Listen
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#51 Mr. Bruce Is A Rather Portly Fella Who Can’t Always Reach His Cecotropes, Which Results In A Nightmarish Backside…and A Bath! Here He Is Attempting To Escape
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#52 The Name Of The Picture Is “Dead Husband And The Mourning Widow”
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#53 The Manager Will See You No
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#54 Johnny Cashew Pushed Taterchip The Pig Out Of The Way To Get The Veggies First. He Hurt The Poor Piggies Feelings
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#55 Oh Dad, You’re Trying To Sleep? Let Me Just Lay Right Here…
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#56 He’s Clearly Mastered It
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#57 Arsehole Bit My Boob While He Had A Nail Clip. Look At Them Beautiful Fluffy Thumpers
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#58 Bunny Sisters Plotting ???? My Buns Like, Céline And Chloé, Like To Sit Equidistant In This Creepy Way Lol
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#59 I Know It’s Not His Fault, But It Would Be So Nice To Wear Black Again Without Wearing Half Of My Bun On Me
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#60 No One Allowed Past This Point
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#61 The Art (My Bedside Table) And The Artist (Boo) This Is The Result Of Many Months Work
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#62 Breaking News Update: The Furry Arseholes That Broke Into Bubbles’ Cage Earlier Today (January 26th, 2023) Appear To Have Recruited A New Accomplice
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#63 Slow And Steady Wins The Race
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#64 Yes We’ve Made A Mess….we Aim To Please. Jessica And Ruby Rabbit
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#65 One Of My 13 Week Old Arseholes On Top Of Their Bed In A Space They Shouldn’t Be
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#66 Sleeping On The Job! This Arsehole Had One Job, One Day Every Other Week, Therapy Bun!
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#67 His Dinner Was 2 Minutes Late
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#68 Today We Took Our Beautiful Boy For The Snip! ✂️ Turns Out Our Little Boy Bun Was A Girl Bun!
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#69 First Time Rabbit Owner. Fostered This Little Ahole And Fell In Love With Her “Spicy Attitude And Sassiness” Now It Just May Be The Death Of Me!
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#70 On The Left Is A Picture Of My Now Deceased Father That He Gave Us All A Print Of After A Business Trip That I Have No Other Copies Of (Yes My Dad Was A Ham Lol). On The Right Is The Ahole Who Decided That Picture Was A Good Snack
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#71 Finding A Fresh Chocolate On Your Pillow Isn’t Always Luxurious
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#72 I Don’t Even Have To Explain Myself Here… This Is Exactly What It Looks Like
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#73 This Tiny Dictator! Zero F**ks Given After Tossing Her Large Water Bowl Everywhere . . . Twice Within An Hour
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#74 Let Them Run Free They Said. It Will Be Fun They Said
Image credits: Stine Emilie PetersenLet them run free they said. It will be fun they said.
#75 When Trying To Find Skippy…of Course…too Easy Apparently To Just Go Into The Cage
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#76 Kitty Told Me This Morning That Bananas Are #1 On Her List And I’m #10
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#77 Um Beckham This Is Still My Bed. No Matter How Real You Make It Seem To Be Yours Lol
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#78 After 10 Days Of Being Given Medicine He Now Sleeps With A Sword
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#79 This Is How My Rabbit Patches Half Listens To You If He Doesn’t Like What Being Said He Does This
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#80 Giant Rabbits Invade! Just Want To Take A Nibble On The Apple Tree
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#81 No Matter How Many Times I’m In And Out Of His Area A Day He Still Runs Away Like Bat Outta Heck And Stomps His Feet At Me For Disturbing Him
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#82 Standing Proudly Knowing What A Pain In The Arse She Is
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#83 Coincidence, I Think Not
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#84 I Arrived At Home 30min Later From Work
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#85 I Don’t Care If You’re Comfy Merlin, I Want To Lie Here!
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#86 Any Of Your Bunny Here Who Likes To Stay In An Aquarium Tank ?
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#87 Shes Back With Her Curtain Dancing But Has Introduced Jumping Up Onto The Pouffe With It Too
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#88 I Asked My Arseholes For Rent Money + This Is What I Got
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#89 Meet Cute-Butted Arsehole No.3: On The Hunt For Treatos….threatening Me By Starring, Pouncing And Finally Screaming At Me To Hand Over The Bait Right Now
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#90 Caught This Big Butt Red Handed. And He Won’t Let Me Brush Him So Excuse The Scruffiness
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#91 My Bunny With My Husband vs. My Bunny With Me
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#92 A Massive Bale Of Straw Was On The Floor, It Had Fallen Off A Shelf. I Was Thinking Mr Bun Had Met An Untimely End, Squashed Under The Bale… As I Moved The Bale I Didn’t Know Whether To Laugh Or Cry As He Hopped Out Of The Bale And Grunted At Me For Disturbing Him!
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#93 All Those Chins Heard The Treat Bag?? Otherwise She’s The Ultimate Arsehole, She Doesn’t Really Love Me
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#94 He Made Himself A Whole Little House
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#95 Update On The Cable Chewer: She Has The Smelling Acuity Of A Shark. I Have Baricaded Myself In My Own Office And She Is Chewing Her Way Through. There Is No Escape From Her. Send Help
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#96 Whilst I Was Cleaning Their Litter, This Little Ahole Decided To Hop Down The Stairs, Into The Kitchen And Push One Of The Panels To Crawl Behind The Cupboards At 7am On A Weekend
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#97 Clipping The Nails Ain’t Hard It’s Trying To Catch Them Without Injury Or Heart Attack
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#98 This Is Pumba. Pumba Likes To Chew. Pumba Given Me The Evil Stare Because I Wont Let Him Chew My Slippers
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#99 These 3la Still Refusing To Use Their Litter Trays
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#100 Our Little Bundle Of Joy When I Was In Middle School
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#101 Bunnies: Ugh This Sofa Is So Hot Also Bunnies:
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#102 This Is My Bunny’s Mug Shot, Behind Bars. Yes My Bunny Has A Police Record. She Was Caught And Detained By The Police While Running Through The Downtown Streets In A Busy City
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#103 As Requested, More Arsehole Nimbi In Doll Hous
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#104 Rabbits Are Pretty And Innocent Pets…yes, I Can See In Its Eyes
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#105 Chinchilla Flemish Mix Bunnie
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