Tom, the cat, and Mystery, the cow, both live at a dairy farm. You can almost imagine the conversation between them.
Mystery: Ooh, look! What an adorable cat! Aren’t you just the cutest thing. Look, Bossy, have you ever seen a more beautiful cat? Look, he’s licking my face! Isn’t that sweet. He’s so cuddly, now, aren’t you, sweetheart? Come over here, y’all and see this cat! I think he likes me!
Tom: Milk! Milk!
-via Tastefully Offensive