Anyone who’s ever had a conference call for work can relate to this. Except for the parts about seeing the screen and the slide, it was all just as true twenty years ago as it is today. next time your boss wants to schedule a conference call, you can send this to all expected participants ahead of time, then listen for everyone to try avoiding each phrase. The best part of the meeting will be when someone yells “Bingo!”
I don’t know who drew this Bingo card, but OyVeyzMeir posted it at reddit.