This video from College Humor contains some NSFW language.
Everyone has nodded off to too many wedding speeches, and then when they need to deliver one, they promptly forget everything they ever hated about wedding speeches. People talk too long, they tell jokes that aren’t funny, they make it about themselves, and they get too tipsy before they start. If you are ever obligated to deliver a toast at a wedding, remember to keep it short. If you do that, then you won’t have time for the other awful mistakes most people make. I gave a wedding speech just last week, but I lucked out in that it was on video, so I did it over and over until I was actually happy with it. Sixty seconds, sweet, and sober.