It’s like that scene in Starman: red light means stop. Green light means go. Yellow light means go very fast.
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Florida Man, the alien living among us, decided that he didn’t have time to wait until the drawbridge in Daytona Beach closed again. As it rose, he gunned the engine and was briefly airborne as the two halves of the bridge separated.
-via Dave Barry
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