As usual, scientists have been hard at work trying to kill us all. Most recently, a team of these reckless researchers traveled on board a New Zealand research vessel to Antarctica, where they found a previously-unknown form of life beneath two miles of ice. Rather than leave it there to slumber in peace, they brought it back to the ship!
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Wilford Brimley, an actor who starred in the 1982 documentary The Thing, knows something about the dangers of reviving mysterious lifeforms in the Antarctic.
The Express, a British tabloid, says that the scientists are calling it a “sea cucumber,” which is a pretty cute name for our new eldritch masters.
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