Some people just have a word that comes to them naturally.

#1

“Oh, for f*ck’s sake!”

More and more of late.

#2

Mine is saying „hee haw“ ALL the time

#3

“Same difference” . . . I don’t even remember where I heard it but now it’s part of my daily vocabulary ?

#4

“You uneducated potato!” someone please tell me which BP this was on i have a terrible memory lol ?

#5

I once wanted to say “cool beans” and “sweet” at the same time, so I split the difference and said “sweet beans”. I don’t know why, but I keep doing it on purpose now…

#6

Recently I’ve been saying “oof” and “yikes” a lot.

#7

Only when I’m hanging around a certain group of friends I say “yo I wanna f**k the brown M&M/a Samsung smart fridge.” TO GIVE SOME CONTEXT!! there is a streamer we all watch who said this once as a joke and now I just use it to tease my friends. Points if you know which streamer I’m talking about lol

#8

jiminy christmas

#9

I have been saying “oh god” a lot lately

#10

suuuuuure

#11

lolllssss and neener

#12

I’ve been saying:

“I need oreos!”
“YEET!”
“I’m hungry.”

#13

“Well, f*****k me gently with a chainsaw.”
It’s from Heathers.

#14

“I’m a little lad who loves berries and cream”
why do I say that
or “sup bitches”

#15

Not Trump again!

#16

To the cats – “Will you please finish your food”. “Look at all this wasted food”. “Can you try and keep the food in the bowls please instead of spilling it on the floor”.

All three will be inscribed on my gravestone!

#17

Your mom jokes lmao

#18

eh Love

#19

Y’all

Calm yo’ self

If ya say so bud.

#20

“Couldn’t care less.”

To everything. specifically whenever my little brother starts talking

#21

My answer to anything (and everything) is “cool”

“I slept late today” “cool”
“I murdered someone” “cool”

#22

I’ve been saying this is a disaster but I pronounce it dis-a-stuh instead and no clue why lmao

#23

“Good heavens!” “Goodness gracious!” “Oh my goodness…” For reference, I’m 42 and have said these phrases since I was a little tyke.

#24

Goodness gracious great balls of fire

#25

Sweet cheese and rice

#26

i’m a teacher so i can’t swear at work, so i’ve replaced every swear word with “cinnamon bits!”

#27

More of an action

*insert gay flip*

#28

I’m fine.

#29

Me:shut the frick up
My sister:STUD

#30

Off Like a dirty shirt

Off like a herd of turtles

You ready, Steady?

#31

“For f**k’s sake Phelix stop taking my pictures!!”

#32

“That’s all I did at my last job.” Usually follows someone’s pointing out a personal faux pas of mine. Then I say: “They paid me very well with benefits!”

#33

I’m in 10th grade and I have the vocabulary of a 3rd-grade teacher. I use phrases like “smarticle-particle” quite frequently and things along that line.

#34

“Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?”

#35

Groovy

#36

Jeez louise

#37

Been saying “Mother of god” lately because of this one emote named “motherofgod:, in which the emote looks cool.

#38

Well h3ll

#39

*observes something agreeable and/or callipygian*

That’s pretty Art Deco.

#40

no s**t sherlock
ALL the time whenever someone says something lol

#41

I mumble FFS (for f%^+ sake) under my breath at least 20 times a day.

#42

um… what the freak,shut up, get lost, damnit, freaking lord

and a few more…

#43

Really ?

To my daughter that wanks to stick a fork in a power socket
To the client who doesn’t think basic IT security is important in 2021
To the half-wits protesting about getting vaccinated
To the corrupt Australian federal government ministers taking million dollar personal donations and thinking its ok.

#44

An Irish “Jasus”, an English “Bloody ‘ell”, a Hispanic “Jesús Christo”, and my personal favorite, the half swears you have to do in offices, planes, public places in general, ” Son of a… seabiscuit, Fu..dge”

#45

Every single curse/swear word

#46

Tingle fingers… do you need to ask?

#47

Well fancy that.

#48

Ruuuude

For some reason, it’s the only comeback I can think of now…

#49

With my UK friends
“Listen here yah c***ts”
We do this every time we play together

#50

Bugger nuts? It just slides of your tongue ?

#51

E

#52

“You have no idea what…[INSERT WHATEVER THE OTHER PERSON HAS NO IDEA ABOUT]

#53

the amount of times i say “pog”, “mate”, and “man” is insane

#54

“with that said…”

#55

Hello, Bees!

#56

I have a stim where I repeat “I am not a vet” for like half an hour Idk why I have nothing to do with vets or want to be one its just so random

#57

oof idk why also spawn and /sarcastically/ of course

#58

For the Aussies out there – “No Worries”

#59

Omg
Oh my god
Oh my gosh
(To my parents) hello mother / father

#60

Blah, blah, blah… “like a fish!”
You’ll either know the film reference. Or you won’t. But everything in my world is, “like a fish”.

#61

2 words:
“SWEET” and ” WHACK”

#62

~Yee yee bois ??~

Lately because of a classmate.

#63

“epic”. idk why I can’t stop I just constantly say epic

#64

Question!
Usually preceding a question, but sometimes a statement 🙂
Got it from Dwight on The Office

#65

Fudge
Mother of satan
What the fudge
SCREEEEEE
DO YALL EVER GET QUIET????
BROWN MNM

#66

“It’s okay”
or
“It’s going to be okay”

#67

“Greetings!”
“Ayo”
“‘Sup?”
“Dope”
“Wack”
“Sick”
“Sweet”
“Fack”
“What fresh hell is this?”
“What in gay hell?”
“What the curse-ed f*ck?”
“Wazzat?” (In place of ‘What’s that?’)
“Be gay do crime”
“My dude”
“My boi”
“My man”
“I just don’t vibe with it”
“This is taking eons”
“It’ll take a dragon’s age” (meaning it will take a long time)
“Hey you forgot your flashlight” (said aggressively when entering a room/voicecall to greet certain friends)
“Operator sickness” or “links disease” (in response to anyone coughing)
“(Insert beverage), what are you, forty?” (Usually in response to someone saying they like black coffee)

#68

From my time in the deep South: “If it don’t come out in the wash, it will come out in the rinse.”

#69

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