The folks at YouGov.com have finally quantified just how good good is, as seen in the graphic above. Did you know that ‘brilliant’ was better than ‘fantastic’? Or that ‘excellent’ was better than ‘outstanding’? Personally, I would have thought that ‘very bad’ was better than ‘terrible’ and ‘dreadful’, but what do I know? Not much – just ask Miss C, who thinks I hover somewhere between 5.55 and 6.17. My question is, why is Trump willing to settle for an 8.08 when he could have asked for at least an 8.59?