As fans of the Hulu series Only Murders in the Building can attest, no one is more beguiling in unwinding a mystery than Selena Gomez. This makes her the perfect foil for the latest all-the-way-to-the-top conspiracy, as savvy Twitter user and political reporter Marisa Kabas noticed that the singer-turned-actress is a fashion double for the stolen documents seized by the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) from former President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort on August 8.
“When it comes to Trump, everything is a visual experience and the release of a photo of the classified documents he stole from the White House is no different,” Kabas told Hyperallergic in conversation via Twitter. “The casino-chic carpet immediately caught my eye, and like a deranged Project Runway challenge, I set out to find a dress that looked similar and stumbled upon Selena’s brocade look. And from there, more inspiration followed.”
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Gomez’s lewks include “Mar-a-Lago Carpet,” which mimics a motif that political watchdog Instagrammer @agirlhasnopresident characterizes as worse than the Nashville airport. (On Trump, of course; it looks divine on Gomez, which goes to show that context matters.)
There’s also “Top Secret” — a look so hot, you understand why everyone is tempted to keep looking at it, even when changes in their professional status have made it illegal to do so.
— Marisa Kabas (@MarisaKabas) August 31, 2022
There’s also “Document Stack” which is based on Gomez, and the basis for treason on Trump.
— Marisa Kabas (@MarisaKabas) August 31, 2022
What’s Gomez’s secret? It’s taking fashion inspiration from literal secret documents. The secret’s out!
— Marisa Kabas (@MarisaKabas) August 31, 2022
The key to being fashion-forward is to always push the envelope, a tip which Trump apparently misinterpreted as taking home envelopes full of classified information, where they could have potentially been accessed by Russian, Chinese, and Iranian spies!
— Marisa Kabas (@MarisaKabas) August 31, 2022
I think we can all appreciate that Trump and Selena Gomez have one thing, and one thing only, in common: a desire to take risks. Of course, only one of them is taking risks with national security, but good luck telling which from these pictures.
— Marisa Kabas (@MarisaKabas) August 31, 2022
Source: Hyperallergic.com