Police Stop Exorcism in Home Depot Lumber Aisle

It makes perfect sense to me. A running joke among carpenters is that Home Depot wood is terrible. It would be prudent to remove the demonic forces that warp it so much.

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I don’t know if that was the motivation behind the people who visited the Home Depot in Dickerson, Pennsylvania to perform an exorcism in the lumber aisle. We’ll likely never know, as employees called police, who removed the customers from the store without incident.

-via Dave Barry | Unrelated photo by Mike Mozart

Source: neatorama

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