While dressed as the impulse control-impaired character Eddie Johnson from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, Timothy Browning of Ashland, Kentucky celebrated Christmas morning the traditional way. He got out his flamethrower and blasted the snow off of his driveway. He is thus the model to all men about how we should conduct ourselves during this yuletide season. Let us do likewise–assuming that we can construct a functional flamethrower in our workshops.
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-via Dave Barry