When I hear a pilot tell us to return to our seats and put on our seat belts I imagine a major turbulence is headed our way and they want us to strap in so we don’t go flying around the cabin.
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This isn’t necessarily what the pilot is thinking, usually they just use that buckled strap of fabric as a crowd control device, keeping us seated and the aisles clear in case the s#%t hits the turbine.
Because as we all know, and this Extra Fabulous Comics comic shows, that strap attached to our seats isn’t going to do a damn bit of good if the plane crashes- but it’ll make the clean up crew’s job easier!
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