The #1 is, of course, Texas. Our meandering drawls dance across your eardrums, rhythmically enticing your interest, then libidinous arousal, then feverish passion. Verily, the sound of a Lone Star voice is an acoustic aphrodisiac.
That’s the result of a survey conducted by Big Seven Travel, which ranks 50 accents in the United States by sexiness. #2 is Bostonian. I suppose that’s okay, you know. But there’s not a single Whataburger in the state of Massachusetts. And you’ll need that to, shall we say, recover your energy.
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