We have video surveillance of them grabbing as many penises as they can and taking off!
Be on the lookout for the couple photographed above. According to a Facebook post published by Pet Zone, a pet store in St. Johns, Newfoundland, Canada, they stole hundreds of dollars of bull penises and ran off. They then tried to pull a similar robbery at another Pet Zone, but failed.
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Why does a pet store sell bull penises? I’m disappointed that you have to ask. But here it is: these are “pizzles,” which is a slang term for rawhide chews that dogs use. The word originally comes from the Old English word for penis.
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Source: neatorama