Deadspin has compiled the annual list of reports on foreign objects removed from human bodies. As always, we will warn you not to think too hard about any of them.
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All reports are taken from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits, all descriptions are verbatim, and none of those things belong in there.
As always, objects are sorted by orifice, working south:
That introduction is followed by an extensive list that might make you cringe in places. You can guess which places. Read them all here.
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