If it wasn’t for Doordash drivers, the pandemic would have taken its toll on us already. But they brought us comfort in the form of food that basically tucked us in like a blanket in the midst of global chaos. They’d also be the ones we have to thank for all the survived hangovers and Monday blues, spontaneous munches, dinner dates at home, you name it.

But while serving the hungry souls of America, Doordash heroes surely have seen all kinds of characters, from KFC Karens to hungry weirdos and customized delivery nerds. There is even a whole subreddit “DoorDash Drivers” which is not only a place where drivers hang out and get to know one another, but also share their adventures on duty. And trust me, it’s a whole world we didn’t even know existed!

Scroll down below to feast on some of their most memorable client stories delivered fresh to the comfort of your laptop.

#1 Have Faith

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#2 One Of My Favorite Customers To Deliver To And They Tip Well

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#3 Had Me Cracking Up

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#4 My Bad Bruh

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#5 First Comment From New Door Dash Update

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#6 This Was So Cute To Me This Morning

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#7 She Asked To Text Her When The Food Is At Her Doorstep, But I Was Starting To Feel Tired And This Was The First Thing I Thought About

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#8 This Customer Made My Day!! I Was Just About To Snap The Picture Of The Food On The Doorstep When He Opened The Door And Said, “Wait A Second!” And Posed For It!!

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#9 Driver Couldn’t Find My Address. Had To Light The Beacon

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#10 So I Was On A Dash Today And This Happened. Well At Least They Admit They Are A Dashaholic

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#11 Just An Autocorrect Horror Story I Made While Dashing!

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#12 Funniest Thing That Ever Happened To Me. I Thought This Was Fake News

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#13 Had A Heart To Heart With A Customer

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#14 I’m Weak. I Love Doordashing

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#15 The Homeowner Ran Out To My Car And Escorted Me Up To The Front Door Before Guarding The Food

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#16 The Description Matched

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#17 Lol

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#18 It Finally Happened. Something Weird

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#19 So Yesterday I Was Tipped An Almost New Mini Fridge..what’s The Weirdest “Tip” You Guys Ever Got?

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#20 How Now Brown Cow

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#21 I Discretely Delivered A Pregnancy Test And Got My First Customer Compliment. 2021 Is A Trip!

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#22 Best Customer I’ve Ever Delivered For

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#23 Got This Message While Dashing. Thought It Was Funny

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#24 Aww

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#25 Top Dashin

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#26 How Do You Even Respond To This?

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#27 He Really Thought

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#28 I Laughed Out Loud At This One

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#29 Poor Girl Going Through It All Rn ?

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#30 Poop Vibes

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#31 My First Fun Customer.. Only Took 600 Deliveries

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#32 Which One Of You Did This?

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#33 It’s The Small Things

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#34 Got My First Comment!

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#35 Love Instructions Like This

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#36 It Feels Like Customers Do Their Absolute Best To Not Get Their Food

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#37 I’m Scared

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#38 2022 Is Off To A Great Start

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#39 I Rang Twice For The Pups

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#40 No Kisses Allowed

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#41 At Least He Was Nice About The Situation

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#42 I Posted About This Guy Months Ago But He’s Added More Details Now

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#43 Thank God I Had This Photo Saved

“My name is Danielle.”

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#44 Mcdonald’s Changed The Seal On Their Bags To Spread The Word About Getting Vaccinated, Here’s How That’s Going

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#45 Can Always Count On “Big Bro”

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#46 Best Door Mat Of All Time. Definitely Made My Night And She Tipped ?

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#47 I Did, In Fact, Have Tacos

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#48 Haha

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#49 “Leave It At Door” Nope

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#50 I Guess They Needed To Let Me Know? It Was A Leave At The Door Order

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#51 Just Was Tipped A Dinosaur

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#52 Don’t Know You Guys I Have 1hr To Decide. What Should I Do?

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#53 Funniest Thing I’ve Seen In A Long Time On Doordash App

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#54 After 594 Deliveries, I Was Excited To Get My First “Quote From Customer”

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#55 Does…does He Want To Sleep? Or Not?

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#56 Mhmm Im So Hungry

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#57 These Instructions

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#58 Just Dropped Off Some Zaxby’s And I Was Already Super Happy About His $6 Tip + Peak Pay Since It Was 1.5 Miles Away. But Then He Handed Me This. I’m Shaking Right Now

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#59 Thankful For This. Got To Take My 2 And 3 Year Old To See Boss Baby Today Because Of This

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#60 Working On A College Campus Has Its Humorous Perks Sometimes Lol

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#61 Delivered A “Leave At Door” Order To A Cemetery. Customer Was Non-Responsive & Support Said To Leave It In A Safe Place. I Figured At The Feet Of Our Lord And Savior Would Suffice

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#62 Slightly Worried That I Helped Cover Up A Murder

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#63 Glad To See Some Appreciation Lmao

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#64 So You’re Telling Me You Vape

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#65 Broke Ninjas Be Quiet

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#66 They Tipped Me 25¢. Yeah, You Can’t Afford A Kid

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#67 Customers Like This Make Dashing Easier

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#68 No Gate Code, No Problem!

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#69 Thank You?

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#70 Hopefully The Customer Has A Big Enough Driveway For Me To Land My Plane

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#71 Just A Slight Misunderstanding

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#72 Who Has The Sauce ?

I was dashing with my wife and she was like hey my friend Marissa used to live here.

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#73 These People Tipped More Than The People With A Bentley In Their Driveway

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#74 That’s What I Thought, Scammer

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#75 Bro Why U Keep Shouting At Me

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#76 When You Accept Your Wife’s Doordash Order

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#77 I’ve Seen Everything At This Point

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#78 Omg Lol She Is A Chickenologist

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#79 God Bless

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#80 Ok

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#81 What Are The Odds Of This?? Same Restaurant, Same Order Time, Two Different People

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#82 How Am I Supposed To Respond To This???

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