“Absolute unit” refers to jokes made on the Internet in which people caption images of large objects or beings with a variation on the phrase, “In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.” I know, this explanation sounds a bit clunky, but it’s the best one I came up with. However, I assure you that the pictures are way better than my description of them. Whether it’s a 67lb cabbage or a squirrel who has eaten 3 jack-o’-lanterns, I bet you didn’t even know things can get so huge! Eventually, the meme got so popular, it even spawned a subreddit of the same name. And it’s an absolute unit. Here are some of its top posts.
#1 The Ardennes Is One Of The Oldest Breeds Of Draft Horse, Dating Back To Ancient Rome
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#2 My Absolute Unit Of A Baby Brother. For Reference, My Sister Holding Him Was Four
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#3 This Horse Is An Absolute Unit
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#4 Absolute Unit Of A Toad
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#5 Been Asked To Share My 67lb Cabbage You You Lovely People. Hope You Enjoy And I Think Its Fitting For The Group
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#6 A Comfy Chonk
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#7 Sadie The Squirrel Has Eaten 3 Jack O’lanterns So Far
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#8 Absolute Unit Guarding Lithuanian Declaration Of Independence
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#9 What A Unit
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#10 Absolute Unit Of A Cow, Over 6 Feet Tall
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#11 This Cat
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#12 Check Out This Kind Bunbun Consoling My Friend When She Was A Wee Lass
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#13 Rip Patrick, A True Unit
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#14 A Tremendous Amount Of Good Boy
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#15 Daddy With His Kids
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#16 These Units
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#17 Abso-Friggin-Lute Tires Goddamn
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#18 I Saw This In My Facebook And Thought It Belonged Here
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#19 White House Chef Andre Rush
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#20 This Cucumber Mistaken For A Watermelon
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#21 Here Is Hogarth My Absolute Unit Of A Snail
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#22 A Bad Dog Owner Dumped This Wolfdog At A Kill Shelter When He Got Too Big And Too Much To Handle. Luckily A Sanctuary Took Him, Instead And Saved His Life! His Dna Testing Came Back As 87.5 % Gray Wolf, 8.6 % Siberian Husky, And 3.9 % German Shepherd
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#23 Double King
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#24 7’2″ Man In An Economy Seat
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#25 T H I C C Boi C H O N K
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#26 Absolute Unit Right Here
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#27 Ferns Can Be Units Too
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#28 Hafþór Björnsson (Got The Mountain) Holding A Regular Mug
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#29 Built To Last. This Is Not Winnie The Pooh
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#30 The Biggest Mac
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#31 “Shrek” (1994-2011) Was A Merino Sheep From New Zealand. He Escaped And Avoided Shearing For Six Years By Hiding In A Cave
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#32 Sneaky Chonker
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#33 This Mountain Lion Is A Unit
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#34 This Absolute Unit Of A Carrot
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#35 Mushroom My Dad Found In The Forest. Egg For Scale
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#36 These Two Dogs….
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#37 True Power
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#38 This Guecko
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#39 Absolute Unit Of A Hedgehog
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#40 Honey I’m Home!
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#41 The Size Of This Other Baby
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#42 Chronos, The Titan
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#43 This Chonky Salamander We Found In The Garden
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#44 This Total Chonk
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#45 Very Thicc Floof
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#46 Borb
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#47 Absolute Unit Of A Pancake
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#48 Boat Thieving Units
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#49 Feeling Blessed To Have Witnessed This Unit In Action
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#50 This Rooster Is An Absolute Unit
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#51 Chunky!?? Yes. But Wow. I Know These Things Get Big…this One Is Huge! I Just Kept Thinking Of This Subreddit When I Watched It!
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#52 Big Majestic Boy
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#53 Absolute Unit Of A Polar Bear
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#54 A Collage Of Absolute Units Of The Avian World
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#55 This Monster Of A Moo. He Looks Like He Could Walk Through 2 Feet Of Solid Steel
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#56 This Carrot Me And My Mum Grew
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#57 This Unit I Ran Into!
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#58 His Destiny Was To Become A Unit
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#59 Bill Gates Sr, The 6’7 Monster
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#60 Absolutely Enormous Cat Tail
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#61 The Sheer Size Of This Monitor Lizard Climbing The Gate
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#62 Old School Absolute Unit
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#63 Why Would You Apologize For Accurately Describing An Absolute Unit
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#64 The Reason We’re All Here: “Look At The Size Of This Lad. Absolute Unit.”
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#65 Absolute Chungus
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#66 I For One Welcome Our Mutant Carrot Overlords
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#67 This 6’9, 330 Pound Riot Officer In The Tulsa Pd
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#68 Our Now 6 1/2 Month Puppy. The Vet Has Said He Is Not At All Over Weight Just Big Boned!
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#69 Big Ole Boy Found On Facebook
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#70 Tony Been Hitting The Gym
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#71 The President Of Poland With A Chonk Cat
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#72 Fat Joe (Left) And Big Pun (Right). Pair Of Absolute Units.
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#73 Absolute Unit Of A Guard At Wagah Border In Pakistan (I Am 6’1”)
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#74 Crocodile Measuring 8.6m (28ft). Shot By A Hunter In Queensland, Australia In 1957
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#75 My Dad Met Manute Bol In Sudan Before He Played In The Nba. My Dad Is 5’10”
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#76 Meme Shibe Has Really Let Himself Go
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#77 Found This Chonker At The Zoo, He Seems Happy
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#78 The Original Units That Made “Horsepower” A Unit Of Measurement
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#79 The 200 Year Old Salamander Who Thinks About Nutrients All Day
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#80 This Cat-Loving Beard
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#81 Spanish Mastiff U N I T
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#82 Oh Lord He Sittin’
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#83 Absolute Unit Fat Fred
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#84 32mm Allen Key
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#85 Larger Than Any Console This Generation Or Prior, The Ps5 Is A Shelf Space-Consuming. Absolute Unit
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#86 He Drinks Chonka Cola
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#87 Found This Big Boi
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#88 The Netflix Low Budget Adaptation Of 101 Dalmatians Called ‘100 Dalmatians In 1’
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#89 Yao Ming’s Family Compared To The Average Persons Height
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#90 This Google Tasks Guy
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#91 Bowl Full Of Cinnamon Toast Chonk ™
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#92 The Irish President
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#93 Snek Wants Pets
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#94 Riley Howell, 21. The Absolute Unit That Tackled The Uncc Shooter And Tragically Lost His Life
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#95 It’s Ok, We All Have Bad Days.
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#96 American Kunekune Pig
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#97 This NYC Rat, Absolute Unit
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#98 Have A Go At This Lad, And He’s Like ‘See You, Outback!’
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#99 U/Daktush Posted A Picture Of Me Earlier And It Was Getting A Lot Of Love So Here’s Another Pic For You Guys
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#100 Lizard Chonk
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#101 Sea Unit
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#102 I Literally Don’t Know Whose More Of A Unit
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#103 Unit Incoming
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#104 Chonk Gets Weighed
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#105 This Grouper
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#106 The Dog From Sandlot
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#107 Grandma Is The Absolute Unitifier
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#108 This Fat Squirrel Eating My Pumpkins
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#109 This Absolute Unit Of A Rabbit Just Switched To Defense Mode
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#110 This Absolute Unit Of A Wrench I Used
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#111 Kendrick Lamar’s Bodyguard Is An Absolute Unit
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#112 Absolute Oreo
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#113 When You Need An Absolute Unit Absolutely Dead
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