“The ostrich,” narrates zefrank1, “is like the bird you will turn into if you managed to meet… a genie who is being a [jerk]. You know, ‘wish granted! You’re a bird!’ [and you reply] ‘Awesome!’ ‘But you can’t fly.’ ‘Oh [shoot].’”
There are some benefits of being an ostrich, however. You become the biggest bird, and your eyes are the biggest among land animals. “In fact, just one of your eyeballs is bigger than your whole brain!” zefrank1 continues to narrate. “I don’t think that’s a good thing.”
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