As always, we strive to bring you the pressing issues of the day. It’s come to our attention that toilet paper orientation has its own Wikipedia page.
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Adding flame to the fire–because what is this if not a fiery debate–a TikToker has garnered over 850,000 likes by claiming that toilet paper manufacturers are scamming you into believing one way is “right,” and thereby tricking you into using “30% more toilet paper:”
No attribution, of course.