Determining the winner of the marketing slogan contest was tough. Some of you clearly are sick, twisted and would feel right at home in our household.
Here are some of the runners-up (who all win an unpaid marketing internship at Lost Art Press):
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Kurt Roeder: “You’ll lose your head over these Bastille Day savings on blades and sharpening supplies!”
Nathan Cummings: “Make your Good Friday a Great one with half-price on blacksmith-forged Roman nails! PS – Don’t delay – our prices will rise again on Easter!”
Brinkreview: “Honey, where are the kids? They’re all down at LOST ART PRESS for the National Missing Children’s Day sale!!!”
Jonathan P. Szczepanski: “It’s a GOOD idea to RAISE the grain before using our DYES & STAINS during our THREE-DAY EASTER SALE!”
Curt Lavallee: “Give your bits an Eisen-shower and say AUF WEIDERSEHEN to that unclean feeling with our D-Day bidet sale! You’ll feel like Gold when Juno you’re paying this little! Act fast, you may… NOT SEE these prices again!”
Gerald: “IBS Awareness Day is April 19. Our prices are running down. Don’t wait or you will be too. Hurry in for our Back Door Blow Out!”
Mike Siemsen: “Feeling blocked? Don’t just sit there? Squeeze out some great savings on books from Lost Art Press! Move on these deals now this Evacuation Day and you too could learn how to properly produce a stool!”
Bryan Livicker: “Watch us GIVE BIRTH to the savings for our LABOUR DAY sale!”
Steve: “Want a shop full of Festools? Well keep DREAM-ing at our Martin Luther King festool sale.”
David Sears: “For all you blind chairmakers out there, get the new edition of ‘Welsh Stick Chairs’ in Broil, I’m sorry I’ll feel that again. Celebrate World Braille Day this January 4th.”
Margaret Krantz: “Prove her right–buy more tools! See our great Assumption of Mary day sale!”
Alan Doyle: “Celebrate Veterans Day with the sanders of Iwo Jima.”
And the winner of the $100 Lost Art Press gift card:
“One day only – don’t miss our Groundhog Day sale! One day only – don’t miss our Groundhog Day sale!”
Thanks to everyone who participated. Y’all are funnier than my wife thinks you are.
— Christopher Schwarz