Your Miami Art Week Bingo Card Is Here

You’ve only just finished digesting your fourth helping of Thanksgiving stuffing, but alas, Miami Art Week is already upon us. Every year is the same: Just as we’re getting ready to wind down for the holidays, this annual bonanza of wealth and excess in the face of looming international crises hits us smack in the face. For those working Art Basel Miami Beach or any of the other fairs, remember: Hydration and comfortable shoes are your friends, and there’s no deal gone awry that a coronarita can’t fix. And if you’re visiting, be nice to locals and tip your drug dealer.

See you there, I’ll be the one speaking in Spanish to the iguana in line for the overpriced coffee — oh hey, BINGO!

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