Engrish is a term used to describe funny and often unintentional misuse of the English language, and there’s a website of the same name that has been running since 1999, sharing examples of such instances.
Whether we’re talking about restaurant signs, Amazon ads, or product labels, turns out, there’s no shortage of texts that were introduced to the public without running them through a proofreader first.
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But before we continue, it’s important to note that Engrish is not trying to mock or criticize non-native speakers but rather to appreciate the humor that unexpectedly arises in everyday life. So, without further ado, let’s do just that!
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#1 I’m Betting It’s Not A Bible
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#2 Thank Goodness I’m Stuck In The Past
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#3 No Ham, No Fourl
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#4 It Kills 666% Of The Germs!
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#5 It’s A Long Story
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#6 Resist. It Is Not Sorry
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#7 Show Me Someone Who Can
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#8 You Can’t Handle It
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#9 Keep Baking, Kids
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#10 Make It Look Like An Accident
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#11 This Will Go Well With My Naivety Scene
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#12 Shart Will Do In A Pinch
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#13 Now I Am [furious]
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#14 If You’re Alive, Thank A Sign
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#15 And Yet We Keep Selling Them
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#16 Because A Whole Child Would Be Insane
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#17 Batman Will Be Sad That He Went Legit
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#18 Sometimes We Wish You Were Someone Else
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#19 Your Moist Lies Won’t Work Here
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#20 Don’t Believe It? C4 Yourself
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#21 So… This Isn’t Sushi
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#22 Not Much To Do Here
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#23 I Feel I Can Trust Light Gary
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#24 Spanked Tender
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#25 Octopus Is Welcome
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#26 See The Flames? Didn’t Think So
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#27 He’s A 9, But A 10 With Soup
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#28 How Am I Going To Eat?
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#29 Damn Kids
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#30 Now I Can’t Seem To Think Of Anything Else
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#31 Which Came First… The Driver Or The Fee?
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#32 Grandma Is Getting Suspicious About Our Family Portrait
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#33 Waves Begin At 9 Am
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#34 Right Click For Toilet Paper
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#35 Yeah, I’ll Just Take A Soda
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#36 Careful Injuries Are No Accident
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#37 As Long As It Is Past-Your-Eyes… . (Found In South Africa)
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#38 Then Open The Door To Turn The Knob
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#39 It’s The Secret Spices!
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#40 Nobody Expects!
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#41 *cough* Giant Hornet
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#42 Ca’t We Talk This Over?
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#43 Swearing At The Water Does Help
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#44 Remember, Breathe Mouth
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#45 You Won’t Like The Paper, Either
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#46 This Body Isn’t Just Going To Injure Itself
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#47 Employee Complaints Are Down
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#48 Tell Me Your Pharmacist Doesn’t Respect You Without Telling Me
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#49 Thank You For Pleasuring Me
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#50 I Swear There’s A Towel
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#51 Nothing Stimulates Like The Apocalypse
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#52 No Daughter Of Mine Is Wearing Sparkphss On Her Prodnetions!
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#53 Choos Wiesly
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#54 Will He Ever Catch That Moose?
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#55 Your Vehicle Will Be Toad
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#56 Please Don’t Make Cameras Angry
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#57 It’s Sad Because Porky Was In Recovery
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#58 That Grass Don’t Replant Itself But You Can Always Have Another Kid
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#59 And You Gonna Be Sorry
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#60 Choose Wisely On Erection Day!
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#61 Diuretic Coke
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#62 We Paid The Bill
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#63 People Are Lining Up For Drowning Accidents!
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#64 Do Not Hide If You Don’t Want A Hiding
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#65 Let’s Tame Activity
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#66 Cholesterol Is A Gateway Drug
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#67 Definitely Not Smart Food
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#68 Paper Does That To Me
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#69 Or Just Poach Me Into Orbit
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#70 I Swear, If You Animal One More Time
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#71 They Have Quite A Student Body
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#72 Christmas Text Is Made
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#73 You Know, Cheese And Stuff
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#74 Happy Smorked Turkey Day!
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#75 Be Sure To Visit Some Place!
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#76 What Else Would You Do After Entering?
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#77 Openope
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#78 What Happened To Sugar And Spice?
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#79 Brevity Is The Soul Of Greeting
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#80 No Safety. Smoking First
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