Looking for love is probably one of the toughest missions a hooman can set out on, apart from staying in love happily ever after. All jokes aside, the Pew Research data has shown that nearly half of U.S. adults – and a majority of women – say that dating has become harder in the last 10 years.
As if that wasn’t enough, the worldwide pandemic and uncertain times we live in have made people reevaluate their dating priorities, as more singletons now read people’s bios on dating apps instead of just swiping based on looks. We all seek lasting connection, and a good dating bio can surely give you at least a distant prospect of it, right?
Well, except that a nice dating bio is not a common occurrence. On the contrary, people who’re in the dating scene keep coming up with introductions that are weird, questionable, arrogant, you name it. Below is a selection of the most eyebrow-raising ones that will make you wonder what on earth they were thinking!
#1 She’s Got A Point Though
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#2 Part Of The Time-Honored Tradition Of Making A Dating Profile That Demands Everything And Provides Nothing
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#3 And Now His Bio Is Blank… Probably Cause He Realised No One Enjoys Seeing This
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#4 Alright Let’s Calm It Woman
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#5 Found On A Dating Site. Why Create A Profile When You Hate Women So Much?
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#6 This Guy Is A Literal Content Gold Mine. I Don’t Think Any Woman Would Want To Date You Buddy
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#7 I’m On A Dating App With Fake Name And Pictures And I Super Liked You But I Expect You To Talk To Me First!
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#8 “Women Hate Good Men Like Me”
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#9 First Time I’ve Personally Come Across One Of These Trash Bios
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#10 Well That’s Interesting
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#11 A Nice Girl On Tinder
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#12 Can’t Imagine How He’s Still Single
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#13 I’ll Laugh At How You Think Your Opinion Matters
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#14 Idk How He’s Never Been On A Date Before. He’s A Total Catch
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#15 The Choosing Beggars Of Tinder
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#16 I’m Not Even Sure What To Say Abt This Bio
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#17 Guy Uses Tinder Like He’s Ordering A Mail Order Bride
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#18 When She Puts Her Red Flags Up Immediately
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#19 Ah The Latest And Greatest From Tinder
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#20 Do You Think His Wife Wrote This?
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#21 This Is Tinder, Not Build-A-Bae Workshop
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#22 Just Went On Tinder And Saw This Bio… Well I Am No Cute Girl But Holy, That’s A Very Nice Idea Xd
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#23 The Audacity Of The Unattractive Man Who Wrote This In His Bio
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#24 I Had Low Expectations For Fb Dating Already, But Damn
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#25 Does Anyone Fit Into This Girl’s Insane Bio Requirements?
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#26 Dating Site Profile. This Has To Be /S, Right??
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#27 There’s Only One Point Circled By The Op On Twitter, But There’s A Lot To Unpack Here
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#28 I Feel Bad For Whoever Fran Chooses As His Wife
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#29 She Wants A Disney Prince Apparently
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#30 This Reads Like A 19th Century Tinder Profile
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#31 This Douche
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#32 Oof
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#33 He Will Not Settle For Anything Less Than Perfection Ladies! Be Warned!
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#34 Found On A Bumble Profile. His Provided Full Body Photo Appeared To Be Him Passed Out Drunk On The Floor
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#35 Blunt. Feminist. Liberal
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#36 Saw This On Tinder
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#37 Mhmmm
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#38 I Was Bored And Decided To Use Tinder, Came Across This Delightful Profile. At Least I’m Mildly Entertained Tonight!
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#39 Alright Boys I’m Done With Tinder
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#40 What A Keeper
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#41 Glad I Read The Bio!
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#42 This Dude
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#43 So Obviously I Should Have Swiped Right?
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#44 Seems Like A Tinder Beggar
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#45 The Good Guy You Need!
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#46 Just Go Ahead And Put That All Out There
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#47 Is This A Weird Meme, Or Are These Actually People?
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#48 God Speaketh Through Her
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#49 Too Much Info?
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#50 Do You Think He Ever Wonders Why No One Matches Him?
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#51 Is This The Longest Sentence On Tinder? P.s. You Must Own A House To Proceed
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#52 Uh… Phrasing!
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#53 Found A Real Gem On Tinder
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#54 I Just Created Bio Based On Inspiration From This Sub. What You Guys Think?
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#55 Nothing Attracts Women More Than A Huge Disclaimer On Your Tinder Profile
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#56 What Do Y’all Think
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#57 Why Are People Like This
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#58 Didn’t Even Have To Match With Him (Tinder)
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#59 Of All The Movie Quotes To Use
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#60 Tinderbeggar! Lol
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#61 Found On Tinder
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#62 Found On Tinder, She Sounds Like A Great Catch!
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#63 International Niceguy With That Tinder Game
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#64 So We Have A Tinder Page At School…
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#65 You Might Be Surprised! (Spoiler: You Won’t)
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#66 Tinder With Its Usual Shenanigans
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#67 Found On Tinder
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#68 Found This Gem Today. Kind Of Want To Swipe Right Just To See What’ll Happen.
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#69 Using Tinder To Try And Barter Skilled Labor And Toys In Exchange For Their Practice Domming
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#70 Oh Tinder, I Have Not Missed You.
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#71 Jonathan, The Choosiest Of Tinder Beggers
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#72 Browsing My Tinder Likes And Saw This. I Cant Believe I Found My First One.
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#73 Most Interesting Chemist On Tinder
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#74 Found On R/Tinder
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#75 Wondering If This Tinder Bio Has Ever Worked For Him…
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#76 Tinder Is A Gift That Keeps On Giving
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#77 Found On Tinder, Says The Truth Right Out Of The Box Lol
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#78 I’m Not Sure If She Knows What A Hooker Is, But Here We Are
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#79 This Girl Wants Almost An Entire Baseball Team Of Kids
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#80 Reward For Worst Tinder Bio Of The Year Goes To!
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#81 Tinder Surgarless Sugar-Daddy Wanted
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#82 Maybe Take Care Of Your Kid Instead Of Going On Tinder
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#83 Hates Tinder – Is On Tinder
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#84 Try Tinder
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#85 Um….wow. This Winner Showed Up On My Tinder This Evening…
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#86 You Have Become The Very Thing You Swore To Destroy
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#87 Not Sure If This Is Technically A “Nice Guy,” But Definitely Has The Energy Of One…… Most Times I Hate Tinder
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#88 This 37 Year Old Guy’s Tinder
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#89 Is Tinder Cheating?
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#90 An Independent Woman
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#91 How I Feel When People Stand Too Closely
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