Bigfoot is a real larger than life character. Some might even describe him as bit a wild man. His outdoorsy activities make him a real legend.
The problem is that Bigfoot is also somewhat of a recluse. On top of that, he’s also a bit of an impulsive traveler. You never know where he is going to be on a given day. One day he might be wandering around Canada. Another day he might be spotted having coffee in Portland. You love him, but he isn’t the easiest guy to track down.
When you are missing your good friend Sasquatch we recommend using the Emergency Bigfoot In Your Pocket from the NeatoShop. This handy little contraption makes 4 Bigfoot like noises. We know hearing a howl, snore, roar, or groan isn’t the same as having Bigfoot there with you in person. We do, however, think it will help you miss him a little less.
Don’t forget to also stop by the store to check out our large selection of customizable apparel and bags. We specialize in Curvy and Big and Tall sizes. We carry baby 6 months all the way to 10 XL shirts. We know that fun, fabulous, and Cryptozoology loving people come in every size.