Actor Chuck McCarthy and his girlfriend couldn’t decide who gets the last Dorito, so the couple compromised — nobody. They put the Dorito under a glass bowl, preserving it as a true sign of democracy. Or at least that’s what Chuck’s girlfriend has been thinking.
Soon after the deal, Chuck came up with a genius plan: replace the precious snack with a replica, devouring it all by himself. The perfect crime.
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Not only did he go above and beyond recreating the Dorito, Chuck pulled the old switcheroo to a tee, leaving his girlfriend totally clueless. That is, if nobody tells her.
“We don’t know when we’ll be able to go to the store again because of the quarantine etc., and there was a lot of discussion over who got the last full Dorito, so my girlfriend and I decided to save it”
“I’m working on making a paper mache replica, so I can steal it and eat it without her knowing”
“I used wet toilet paper to sculpt a basic Dorito triangle. Added a little glue and yellow and ocher watercolor for color and structure”
“I put the “chip” in my toaster oven to dry it out”
“Added a little more color and glue, then let the “chip” dry overnight draped over an old pen, to give it the same wave form as the original”
“With the basic chip done and dry, I tried to figure out the distinctive Cool Ranch Doritos seasoning, red and green specks”
“I was worried that the watercolor paint would run and spread too much, so I decided to try a suggestion from the comments of my original post, and use real seasoning from the old Bach that I fished out of the garbage and cut open”
“I tried placing the seasoning on the “chip” but even with scissors and tweezers, it wad impossible. Apparently, the only surfaces that the spices will stick to are Dorito chips and your fingers”
“Silver lining: Cutting open the bag gave me access to some missed crumbs”
“Solution: I used a needle to paint cool Ranch red and green specks on my forgery”
Finished “chip”
“I was going to wait for my girlfriend to go to sleep to pull off the switch, but… my girlfriend decided she needed to take a bath, giving me an opportunity to pull off a daring daytime heist. And…”
“Boom!”
“What do you think? I don’t think she’ll ever know”
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Source: boredpanda.com