Stand-up comedian Emmett Montgomery talks about his angry, obese cat Walter, who he described as “a stinky, beautiful monster” and “a bloated pillow with emotional problems.” Walter was such an awful cat that his previous owner tricked Montgomery into adopting him. He tells us the story the worst cat you can imagine. It begins with some NSFW language.
Walter helped Montgomery’s career by providing a subject to hang jokes on, and gave him stress relief by sleeping on his beard. It’s funny how the worst cat can worm its way into your heart. -via Tastefully Offensive