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Regardless of where you go to college, there are a few things youâre bound to encounter. Overly expensive textbooks, uncomfortable lecture hall seats, one classroom thatâs always way too hot or way too cold, and that guy. You know, the guy who stretches his legs out into the aisle and says things like, âJane Austen sounds like she just needed to get dicked down, haha, am I right boys?â The guy who wears quarter-zipper sweaters from his familyâs country club. The guy who uses, âYeah my dadâs the number one donor, so I basically own this place,â as a pickup line.
You know, that guy.
Thankfully, once you cross the stage, degree in hand, and shake hands with the dean you never have to see that pastel button down, khaki shorts wearing asshole again. But just because heâs gone from your mind doesnât mean heâs actually gone.
So… where does he go? Whatâs he like? Does he have a job?
What happens to that guy after academic life ends???
Well, wonder no more â comedian Joey Thompson is here to give you a glimpse into the life of that douchey rich white bro after he leaves college.
Spoiler: he still fucking sucks.
You can find more of Joey Thompsonâs hilarious work on his Facebook pages here and here, as well as his YouTube channel right here.
CREDITS
STARRING Joey Thompson
WRITTEN BY Joey Thompson, Joe Hamric, Dan Johnson
DIRECTED BY Joe Hamric
VIDEOGRAPHY Dan Johnson
EDITING Joey Thompson
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