What has 234 5-star reviews, costs $300 and is sold out at Home Depot? This 12 ft. Giant-Sized Skeleton with LifeEyes:
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The “LifeEyes” feature refers to the LCD eyeballs.
Since first popping up on “horror blogs” (who knew that was a thing) over the summer, according to the NY Post, the hotly anticipated Halloween decoration sold out earlier this month. I guess being cooped up by COVID has made people eager to go big on spooky decorations this year. As a side bonus, the skeleton’s so tall that people can easily see it from well beyond the recommended six-foot social distancing range.
This thing, and the fact that it’s sold out, is so quintessentially American:
– It’s expensive and it’s only purpose/function is decorative
– It’s made of plastic
– You need a gas-guzzling SUV to get it home (it comes in a 4′ x 5′ box)
– It’s being re-sold at outrageous prices