It could be worse. pic.twitter.com/Q1LTpg5i2c
— God Creating Animals (@GodAnimalBooks) April 29, 2021
God Creating Animals is a series of books for early readers based on Tweets by Charles Peterson and drawings by Brian Russell of Underfold Comics. The Twitter account for these gives us a glimpse at how all animals are different and have their unique niche in the ecosystem -with humor! Check out some of the Tweets in which animals learn their features and purposes.
God: you’re a moose.
Moose: what if there is more than one of me?
God: still a moose.
Moose: oh.
God: what’s wrong?
Moose: I thought my plural was Meese lmao.
God: lol.
Moose: can you even imagine how silly that would be.
Goose: [narrows eyes].
— God Creating Animals (@GodAnimalBooks) August 30, 2021
God: you’re a dog.
Dog: what does that mean?
God: you’re happy.
Dog: yay!
God: loyal.
Dog: let’s be best friends forever!
God: and very forgiving.
Dog: we all make mistakes.
God: lastly, I need you to help the humans.
Dog: [tail wag] do what?
God: be just like you : )
— God Creating Animals (@GodAnimalBooks) September 3, 2021
God: you’re a frog.
Frog: what does that mean?
God: you’re an amphibian.
Frog: so I can breathe on land and-
God: -underwater yes.
Frog: oh my gosh I’m a mermaid?!?
God: no that’s not what I me-
Frog: [happy whisper] I’m the littlest mermaid.
— God Creating Animals (@GodAnimalBooks) November 18, 2021
God: you’re a squid.
Kraken: actually I’m a kraken.
God: what’s a kraken?
Kraken: nothing what’s a kraken with you? lol.
God: haha that reminds me of updog.
Kraken: what’s updog?
Dog: [tail wag] just happy to be here.
Kraken:
God:
Dog: thanks for asking : )
— God Creating Animals (@GodAnimalBooks) May 8, 2021
You can keep up with the voluminous animal jokes at the Twitter account. While the jokes fly thick and fast, one thing that always comes through is that God really loves his animals.
Hey you stop scrolling!
The Boss wants to tell you something : ) pic.twitter.com/EFojPedMn3
— God Creating Animals (@GodAnimalBooks) October 20, 2021
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